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Sir Moises changed our poverty stricken lives defensively. The fact we all had such hefty expectation of him to fix the worst defense in the league and him actually doing it so casually. Greatest ever
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♟️@dreeezabzOct 10
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“Chelsea ain’t getting anything from the Man City 11/12 - 17/18 charges😭✌🏾” probably because we won 2 titles in that period against a financially doped super team, you lot should have just been #better like the mighty Chels
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sports media is just constant contradiction. in december when players get injured, all you will hear is “busy schedules” and “players need to play less”. when players try to do that this is what comes out.
🤯 "Load management... what has happened to the game?" 😡 "It's absolute guff!" 🍼 "Too many in the Premier League now... babies." Jamie O'Hara, Gabby Agbonlahor & Alex Crook react to Cole Palmer being set to withdraw from the England squad.
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Cole Palmer x Bukayo Saka - The Franchises
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We could have 2011 Pep at the helm and he wouldn’t last longer than 18 months with these SDs in charge. Make no mistake they WILL let Xabi down, it’s a matter of when not if.
Will Alonso finally be the manager that lasts longer then 2 seasons for us?
69%yes
31%no
64 votes • Final results
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JUST CHECKED MONACO FINANCIAL STATEMENT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the reason they haven’t folded yet is because they thought balogun money was coming through. now 60m in debt with no sales @AS_Monaco @asmonacofans
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Replying to @Abz_UTC
Send them to Court and lavia pivot at the emirates 😭😭😭😭😭
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Mudryk is first of all, not from here, and second of all, already has had his career disrupted in a major way through no fault if his own. Why people are expecting him to put London football tribalism ahead of his career, I have absolutely no idea
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I reckon he’s a got a game like this again in him soon
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“he’s deadass a lobos”
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when ur booing barco this is who ur booing
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🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Atalanta to sign 18 year old defender Honest Ahanor, here we go! Deal in the region of £40m package with details to be sorted, paperwork being prepared and authorization to travel. #CFC to decide best pathway for Honest soon.
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First game of the Leverksuen invincible season…
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COME. ON. CHELSEA. #CFC | #FULCHE
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Our 10th placed finish was also the most fugazi 10th place finish of all time. Our “rubbish squad” finished 6th in the CL group stages while also being firmly in the top 4/5 race. Our underlying metrics until around GW30 (the squad gassed out) projected 2nd/3rd last season.
Title talk is tapped. But when you’ve won a league from 10th, won a CL vs Bayern in their stadium, beat Pep’s Barca with 10 men, smoked PSG 3-0 etc, delusion is expected. Chels thing. Opps wouldn’t get it…
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I've seen enough. Reggie Walsh is the new Reece James. That is all. #wafc
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17-year-old Ryan Kavuma-McQueen gives Portsmouth the lead against Lincoln after just seven minutes! 🔥
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The Andrey santos special 😂😂😂
🚨 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️Rosenior on Burnley's goal: "A marking assignment wasn't done. A player who was assigned that duty marked the WRONG player." [@NizaarKinsella]
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