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ᐯIᐯ, 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 αвѕυя∂ιѕт

@AbsurdMathMage

【ᴍᴛɢ | ᴘʟᴀɴᴇsᴡᴀʟᴋᴇʀ ᴏᴄ】 【ɪᴢᴢᴇᴛ | 🟦🟥】 【ᴠɪᴠ ᴀʀᴛ ʙʏ @AReservedGuide 】

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【𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓.】
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//Tfw you revive your old jjbarp account and Twitter/X decides to have am aneurysm and not let you log in at all and just keeps showing you this Help?
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// alright but a Fblthp, Lost on the Range EDH deck is way too funny *not* to play
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‏َ@MVRPSUPPORT23 Jul 2024
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( #MVRP ) ——— RETWEETS! Retweet this post if you’re always looking for new mutuals to interact with in #MVRP! ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
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۟@alientransforms23 Jul 2024
temporal pinned for now image WILL be used [ #JJBARP , #MVRP , #SFWRP ]
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// 6'3"! She's tall-
‏َ (@MVRPSUPPORT) profile picture‏َ@MVRPSUPPORT23 Jul 2024
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( #MVRP ) ——— EXTRAS! Tell us your muse’s height in the QRTs! ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO- [USING GRAVITURGY TO RUN FROM GIANT SPIDER-]
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oh GOD THAT SPIDER IS MUCH TOO BIG NOPE-
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.... okay, make that very lost...
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... maybe... she's a little lost...
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She's gonna just, sit on this wall for a bit...
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Probably still in Xerex, living out her days in the elven guard rather than as a mage. Trying to acclimate to all the new people wandering through the plane... Or probably dead from Phyresis, who knows!
‏َ (@OCRPSUPPORT) profile picture‏َ@OCRPSUPPORT2 Jul 2024
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ xn--QUESTIONOFTHEDAY-tl4liac… ( #OCRP ) ❔ ——— Where would your character be if your muse chose a different path early on in their story? ⠀ ⠀
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━━━ 𝐍𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃
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Orinthian Shield@sh13ld_3 Jul 2024
. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ɪꜰ ᴏɴʟʏ ɪ’ᴅ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏꜰꜰ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏʙ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ. ⠀
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( #OCRP ) ——— RETWEETS! Retweet this post if your character is apart of the LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈! ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
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// as someone who has only just started to buy the secret lairs cause my brain went crazy upon seeing miku, I somewhat agree. Especially since the extra Miku card was even more of a lottery of one of these two. I bought EN and JP and still only ended up with 2 Elvish Mystics.
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Chandra Nalaar (@FieryLewdLass) profile pictureChandra Nalaar@FieryLewdLass27 Jun 2024
🔥Just learned something about recent secret lairs that is really fucking gross. Secret Lair should *NOT* be a fucking lottery. Nor should one "bonus" non-previewed card be Norin and the other fucking Elesh Norn. This was from the Spring superdrop and learning about this... NOPE
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efilly ♡@efillysux24 Jun 2024
why did no one tell me there’s a MTG manga for me to hyperfixate on & romanticize as my own life?????
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Yoinked :>
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MotherofCards Alters 💜🖤@MotherofCards19 Jun 2024
I painted Rainbow Sonic Swiftfoot Boots to celebrate pride month, and I’m giving it away to one lucky person! (Ref. by Dashawn Mahone) To enter: 1. Follow me on Twitter 2. Like this post 3. Repost Open internationally. Open to Twitter and IG. A winner will be drawn on June 28.
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And what stares back is clearly not human. The features too refined, the way they moved more gallant than most humans, and... well, the ears spelled out the rest. "Oh-! Appol-" The glimpse of the larger-than-life human gave her pause for concern... Especially since she could-
˗ˏˋ✧˖°.𝕽𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓.°˖✧ˎˊ˗ (@Gilded_Imperium) profile picture˗ˏˋ✧˖°.𝕽𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓.°˖✧ˎˊ˗@Gilded_Imperium17 Jun 2024
─✧ 【 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 】bumps into the Emperor. He looks at them coldly.
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-feel in the leylines the power they held....
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