this is me now... i don't usually fw fake nails bc i can grow mine out but they're short rn n my mom was like "here go thru my box of press ons!!!"
"ghost is just goth abba" or whatever okay but why does no one mention that they literally covered an abba song
i wish dissociating wasn't like some funny fun thingy i want a gif that conveys the deeply empty sensation of looking past every single living being while also speaking to them at strictly surface value
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“Dude let’s hangout after work”
Man fuck you im jerking off and going to bed
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say.
Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
ily ༺♡༻ munster retweeted
feeding a man's addiction to get him to work for you...hollywood is back in the 80s i'm shaking my head
Lance Oppenheim says he bribed Robert Pattinson into starring in ‘PRIMETIME’ by sending him 200 canisters of Zyn with a letter saying “Dear Chris Han-Zyn”.
“Rob, at the time, was grappling with a Zyn addiction.”
(Source: vulture.com/article/lance-op…)
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A baking attempt of pig-shaped bread rolls with sausages ("pigs in a blanket") before and after baking.
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my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin



























