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Is this thing still working? That’s enough socialising, now back to screaming into the void. @abstractcode@aus.social. Aromantic He/Him

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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode24 Nov 2022
Brains. Badly implemented.
It’s so great attending meet ups where there’s lots of “Michelle”s (including the speaker!) every time someone says “love your work Michelle” I can pretend they’re talking about me! 😀
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Donuts.
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode23 Nov 2022
Donuts are your weekness as a pilot
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Replying to @AbstractCode
Colin you should pilot the robot 😂😂😂
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode23 Nov 2022
Who do you think is the antagonist?
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I watched Makoto Shinkai’s new movie, Susume no Tojimari. And I’m sorry to say this but I’ve become an old fart who can no longer believe in the true love formed over a few days between a young adult and younger teen no matter how exciting the adventure 🤣🥲 Fun movie tho
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Ah I forgot to take Kise with me I was in a hurry 😂
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode22 Nov 2022
This is not a reference I understand unless that's a person I do not know. Get in the Eva, Mishmash
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The one thing that really sucks about watching movies by yourself is there’s no one to talk to about it after you finish the movie.
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode22 Nov 2022
anthropomorphise not personify
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode22 Nov 2022
Replying to @mishmashtan
Have you considered kidnapping? Or a giant robot you personify?
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode21 Nov 2022
Please allow 8 to 10 years for delivery
colin.traverse_@AbstractCode21 Nov 2022
Should we send snacks? Or batteries?
colin.traverse_@AbstractCode20 Nov 2022
I have a tiny apartment convenient bottle size works much better for me.
colin.traverse_@AbstractCode20 Nov 2022
Well how else do you expect me to get superpowers? Kids these days, honestly...
In today's farm adventures 😬👨‍🌾🚜 – at Victoria, Australia
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode20 Nov 2022
<insert code metaphor>
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode20 Nov 2022
Replying to @BoozyBadger
Like that but not all in caps would seem to cover all the information relevant to the query.
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Oh no I'm a weeb
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode19 Nov 2022
I am waiting for you to describe how the EVAs are made of corn.
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Unifi Mobility is here. Now, how do I use it on the farm.... 🤔 youtube.com/watch?v=Nlu7_rM-…
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode19 Nov 2022
What do you have that’s mobile and wants to kill you? Children. But also llamas.
colin.traverse_@AbstractCode18 Nov 2022
All of them?
colin.traverse_@AbstractCode18 Nov 2022
Replying to @BoozyBadger
If I can’t have cake I’m not going to die
colin.traverse_@AbstractCode18 Nov 2022
Lots of terrible jokes
My twitter is very “look I pretend to be a semi professional adult feeling cute might delete later” and my Insta is more “look at me living my BEST LIFE I CAN’T FEEL YOUR JUDGEMENT THROUGH A SCREEN” and I’m realising perhaps it wasn’t a good idea to give them both the same handle
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True once they see the murder the Insta will seem so normie
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode18 Nov 2022
The murder is the most inappropriate thing you’ve ever done apart from the Classic ASP
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode18 Nov 2022
Replying to @mishmashtan
You need a third really inappropriate thing to distract from the Instagram. Is there a social media site for assassins?
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colin.traverse_@AbstractCode18 Nov 2022
I’ve seen you murder…a donut
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