@AbsoluteNomadic

Built differently, hired nowhere... Unemployed since 2022

 Eastleigh, Kenya
Joined October 2024
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In 1997, Ukrainian TV accidentally captured one of the most iconic rave videos in history.
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Fatima Saleh
@Meenerl4Oct 18
What doesn’t kill you introduces you to Tahajjud, salatul Duha, istighfar and Salawat.
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Tuhfatul Atfal is a tajweed masterpiece. May Allah bless Imam Sulayman al-Jamzuri رحمه الله, and reward him immensely for every letter recited and every student who benefits from his work. May Allah make it among his lasting good deeds and make us among the people of the Qur’an.
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Moxamadamin@W4KIL22h
This is by the grace of my Lord, to test me whether I am grateful or ungrateful to Him - Sulayman Peace be upon him
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That’s the real reason why it failed. People lost sight of what actually mattered, went beyond religion, and became more focused on fisq and worldly desires. We lost the balance that holds a society together, and the consequences have lasted generations.
Liban Haji@jamal_haji_mohdOct 18
I don’t know if this is going to sound too aggressive but the biggest L is that we could be talking about a much more secular even atheist Somalia today if things had gone differently. I think the civil war made Somalia more religious than it might otherwise have been.
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Y A S@YassirLFCXOct 14
No Chris Kavanagh to save them here. UCL refs can’t be bought like them Premier League ones. 2-0 down in 15 minutes and suddenly the oil money can’t buy control of the game. 💀😂
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Y A S@YassirLFCXOct 14
No Chris Kavanagh to save them here. UCL refs can’t be bought like them Premier League ones. 2-0 down in 15 minutes and suddenly the oil money can’t buy control of the game. 💀😂
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South Africa is really the India of Africa. A thousands way to die there
Peché Africa 🇿🇦
@pmcafricaOct 14
Sounds like they held a disciplinary hearing and decided to fire him. They sent him out, and he allegedly went to fetch his licensed firearm. When he returned to sign his dismissal papers, he opened fire on them 💔
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Walianza kupunguza expenses like maziwa and sukari kwa chai ya asubuhi nikajua there will be massive layoffs coming on. By the time it happened, I've already figured out my exit
Siyad@axmedalxenderOct 13
I hate to imagine what my friends at ADC are feeling. I got laid off at 6AM with zero warning. Within an hour, all access was revoked. I took 3 months off to process what happened:/ That experience made me swear I’d never work for big tech again. My heart goes out to them.
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First Marexaan person to attain high rank in UK parliament
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 12
🚨 WATCH: Sagal Abdi-Wali is sworn in as the Labour MP for Holborn and St Pancras
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1/2 Kuna wakati I was traveling to Maasai Mara. Safari company was owned by former classmate of 8 years - George Gituku. We made the arrangements alafu akaniambia he booked us a plane from Wilson to Kichwa Tembo. I asked him ni ya aina gani. He told us inabeba kama 9 people
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اللي يقول قتلتوا أسرى، عليه أن يشاهد هذه العناصر الحوثية وهم يطلقون النار، رفضوا الاستسلام وظلوا يطلقون النار على المدرعات بكثافة حتى تم دعسهم. الأسير الذي يلقي السلاح ولا يقاتل أما من يطلق النار فهذا مقاتل وليس أسير.
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Yoyachris
@yoyachris1Oct 4
Advice mnapewa hapa bure..🫴
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They gave the cabtooy guy a platform HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Liam Tuffs
@liamtuffs1Oct 3
Islam Is NOT Compatible With Western Values I This Interview Left Me STUNNED Full interview available from 6pm, Sunday 04th October on YouTube & Spotify: The Dozen with Liam Tuffs 🎥🎧
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Nishaipatikana na disciplinary issues pale jkuat nikiwa 4.1. Hiyo 1000 days nilipewa ilikua refu sana walai
𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉
@KatheuNzyimiOct 2
Mnajifanya hamjui disciplinary committees za uni are 10 times worse than za highschool ama? Unaambiwa ukae home for 300 academic days and that's excluding holidays and strikes.
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Kuna live flani hapa tiktok ya isiolo matchmaking every night. Ukiingia hapo huezi kosa bibi in 3 days
Muhammad A.T@MuhammedBishaarOct 2
Pushin 30, no wife, no children. Itageer Allahayow arinteydan kala taal, adaa toosin karaye.
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زاكي@zakimze11 Jul 2020
Blessing ya all ears😊.
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We've come from far wallahi. There was a time kuenda Mandera used to take 3 business days. Worse, upate mvua imenyesha mkiwa kwa barabara, then safari inakua wiki moja
Tilingi 🐘
@ArapTilingiSep 30
This is what the people of Northern Kenya have had to endure all those years since independence while coming to Nairobi. It's only President Ruto that had to put and End to it by building Isiolo- Wajir - Mandera road.
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Tilingi 🐘
@ArapTilingiSep 30
This is what the people of Northern Kenya have had to endure all those years since independence while coming to Nairobi. It's only President Ruto that had to put and End to it by building Isiolo- Wajir - Mandera road.
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My parent's hometown. Went there in 2018. Very beautiful
Liban Haji@jamal_haji_mohdSep 26
LUUQ Somalia is such a beautiful town.
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