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Absolute Mommy

@AbsoluteMommy

Believes chocolate and Starbucks can fix just about everything...

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@katiecouric30 Sep 2020
Is anyone nervous out there? #Debates2020
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As I watched Brayden Harrington talk about Biden helping him with his stutter, could not stop thinking of the clip of Trump mocking a disabled reporter. What a contrast.
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I’ll never forgive yall for making Michelle Obama work so hard to save this country...again...
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Kareem Shaheen@kshaheen4 Aug 2020
Photo by Lebanese photojournalist Bilal Jawich of a nurse at Beirut Roum hospital maternity ward, cradling 3 newborns and calling for help
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diamond.@Vitamind3335 Jul 2020
Replying to @AtlSolid
The two assailants in question
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If @msrachelhollis & @MrDaveHollis announcing their divorce during this time isn’t the whitest, narcissistic thing they could’ve done, I don’t know what is...
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Kentuckythis@kentuckythis10 Jun 2020
I have a feeling that Rachel Hollis will try to plagiarize the entire show of Girlfriends Guide To Divorce. She is always trying to make bank by selling a lie. #rachelhollis #trainwreck
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Normals, today is a big day. We are officially OPEN for submissions once again! We're looking for fiction, nonfiction, and poetry to be part of our special fall issue on pop culture. If you want to be a part of what comes next at TNS, learn more here: normalschool.submittable.com…
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I'd be grateful if this means planes now take us 4 years into the future. xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
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@realDonaldTrump5 Jun 2017
Today, I announced an Air Traffic Control Initiative to take American air travel into the future - finally! ➡️45.wh.gov/pmRJsy

Watch President Trump's Announcement of Air Traffic Control Initiative

It’s time to join the future. That is why I’m proposing new principles to Congress for air traffic control reform making flights quicker, safer and more reliable!

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When a man says "she could easily be replaced," at the deepest level he's usually not kidding at all. That wasn't a joke; it was a warning.
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"Grandmothers for Reproductive Rights" is the advocacy group you need to know about right now: buff.ly/2q1MJJo
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Remembering those who have made possible the dreams of today. Will never forget. Will never stop honoring their legacy. #BlackHistoryMonth
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Is Sean Spicer Bob's Big Boy? What a fucking idiot.
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Super Simple (and delicious) WATERMELON LEMON COCKTAIL SLUSH | #worldmarkettribe kendallrayburn.com/2016/07/w…
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Mina Kimes
@minakimes19 Jul 2016
I missed tonight's #bachelorette but I'm pretty confident that one of Paul Ryan's interns will prevail
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HuffPost
@HuffPost22 Jul 2016
Will Donald Trump protect our LGBTQ citizens from domestic threats, like North Carolina's bathroom bill?
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Erik DoA Lonnquist@ggDoA22 Jul 2016
"Fear will keep the local systems in line." #RNCinCLE
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Trump is wrong. The real cause of instability in the Middle East was the Bush-Cheney invasion of Iraq. By the way, where is President Bush?
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Tiger's Blood Popsicles - Liz on Call buff.ly/1UzpfCk via @lizoncall
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Kristine Foley@thefoleyfam5 Jun 2016
So frustrated! @Starbucks inside @BNBuzz wouldn't honor my #goldcard that I put all my gift cards on! You're a #Starbucks! #disappointing
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