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The most delusional united fan in the world

Manchester, England
Joined November 2024
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Replying to @Cristiano
@Cristiano pra sempre meu ídolo ❀️
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Congrats on your retirement from international football @Cristiano βš½οΈπŸ™ŒπŸΏ You made us all a fan πŸ’«
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸš¨ @terryflewers gives his thoughts on the legends international career & achievements πŸ†πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή #cr7 #ronaldo #cristiano
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
THE GREATEST THERE IS THE GREATEST THERE WAS THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE πŸπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
I fell in love with Cristiano Ronaldo during his Real Madrid days. I watched him score unbelievable long-range goals when people insisted he could only score tap-ins. I watched him top the Champions League assist charts when people called him selfish. I watched him score over 100 headed goals when people claimed he was nothing more than a penalty merchant. I watched him give his teammates their flowers after winning Portugal's first major international trophy when people accused him of making everything about himself. I watched assists become an increasingly important metric when Cristiano was dominating the goalscoring charts season after season and Messi needed another way to match his numbers. I witnessed broadcasters abandon La Liga coverage and turn their attention to Serie A following Cristiano's move to Italy. I watched La Liga's global appeal take a hit after his departure from Spain. I watched him win Ballon d'Or awards despite facing an establishment that often seemed determined to deny him the recognition he deserved. And perhaps most importantly, I witnessed how Cristiano Ronaldo's existence pushed Lionel Messi to become an even better player. Their rivalry elevated football to heights we may never witness again. There will never be another Cristiano Ronaldo. Everywhere you went, you conquered. Everywhere you played, you made history. From Portugal to England. From England to Spain. From Spain to Italy. You conquered leagues, Europe and the world. You defied expectations, silenced critics, shattered records and turned the impossible into something millions of children dared to dream about. You inspired generations. You taught the world that talent may open doors, but discipline, sacrifice, resilience and an unbreakable belief in yourself can take you beyond imagination. Thank you for the memories, the inspiration and the privilege of witnessing your greatness. You weren't just part of football history, Cristiano. You were one of the reasons an entire generation fell in love with football. There will never be another like you. 🐐
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo announces his retirement from international footballer in an emotional and heartfelt video. He played the most ever games. (234) He scored the most ever goals. (146) He led Portugal to their own only major trophies. (3) He is the 🐐. Congrats @Cristiano πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Portugal estarΓ‘ sempre em mim
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Messi fan or Ronaldo fan, you can’t deny this video made you emotional. Thank you Cristiano
Portugal estarΓ‘ sempre em mim
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Portugal estarΓ‘ sempre em mim
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Stretford End for a Champions League match. Football is done.
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
😁
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
πŸš¨πŸ”™ Cristiano Ronaldo swept all the awards in 2008, no player has ever done this. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸ
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Don't try to change the narrative we all saw the crowd stay silent when Messi appeared and cheared up when Ronaldo appeared on the screen
🚨 π—‘π—˜π—ͺ: Lionel Messi's popularity is STILL UNMATCHED! ✨ Despite being absent from the 2026 Ballon d'Or ceremony in London, the Argentine received the LOUDEST CHEERS of any player at the London Palladium when he appeared in a video where previoud Ballon d'Or winners were celebrated. β€” L'Γ‰quipe
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Look at Carrick and Fabregas 🀣🀣🀣
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Fair enough lmaoo
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Jamie's not a hypocrite pass it on
No it’s not hypocritical πŸ˜… I’m talking about my striker diving for a penalty, me stopping a ball going over the line with my hand! I’m not talking about 900M in fake sponsorship over a number of years πŸ€―πŸ˜…
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Hypocrite.
"I think it's awful that he's come out and said that... That does nobody any good at all." @Carra23 weighs in on Lisandro MartΓ­nez's post-match comments following Manchester United's defeat πŸ—£οΈ
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ARGETINA CHANTS AT ELLAND ROAD on Sunday. πŸ‡¦πŸ‡·
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
But you called out Ronaldo when he did the same thing
LISANDRO MARTINEZ APPRECIATION TWEET YOU ARE A LEGEND
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ππšπ«π­β„’ retweeted
Hoy estamos exponiendo a todos esos asquerosos fans del United. Cuando Cristiano lo dijo, lo querΓ­an afuera para ganar likes de los haters, pero ahora un tal Lisandro es un hΓ©roe por decir lo mismo y echar mierda a sus compaΓ±eros.
LISANDRO MARTINEZ APPRECIATION TWEET YOU ARE A LEGEND
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