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The Nerf Herder

@AbsentAustin

stupid guy

 Orlando, FL
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Joined October 2011
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Cute dog is also stinky
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Life update: working at a dope tattoo shop in a theme park. But also: literally falling apart every single day.
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Replying to @MadysenHockert
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Time for another Twitter break. Maybe temporary, maybe permanently.
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Milkshake brains still like to argue about this movie, but my theater was erupting when this scene happened. You will never convince me it’s bad.
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What's the biggest reaction you've witnessed in a movie theater? We'll start: When this happened...
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#SkeletonCrew Star Wars needed this 👏👏👏
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Finished Star Wars Outlaws. Very fun story, and a fresh experience overall. Stoked for the DLC!
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Having a good Star Wars time 🥹. Thanks Outlaws.
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Cool kid points if you recognize this mug.
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