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Shmendrick Lamar

@AaronUrist

Comedian, Reluctant Podcaster, Word doer. K.A.I. on @BtHDnD

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Joined June 2012
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Who called it western wear and not ranch dressing
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Honestly brilliant of the white house to onboard the world's only even less likeable billionaire
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Josh Ellis@jzellis21 Feb 2025
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Andrew O.@TheOrvedahl4 Oct 2024
Hey yawl, my third album just dropped, just like that. 'Now That's What I Call Comedy Vol. 21' out wherever you want to hear it. If you want to buy it, here's my Bandcamp page: andreworvedahl.bandcamp.com/…
Now That's What I Call Comedy Vol. 21, by Andrew Orvedahl

Now That's What I Call Comedy Vol. 21, by Andrew Orvedahl

13 track album

andreworvedahl.bandcamp.com
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mr. joshua
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If Wes Anderson directed chernobyl
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chloe 🦋@ChloeNumberIII24 Aug 2024
Chappell Roan think she Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga think she Madonna. Madonna think she John Waters. John Waters think he the hamburglar.
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24 hrs clean from celebrating even the smallest accomplishment with cocaine, this calls for a little celebration
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Geoff Tice@GeoffreyTice8 Jul 2024
Power Move 2017
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Thundercat is living proof that if you're good enough at bass guitar, you can do whatever you want
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Does Canada have nuclear weapons? Imagine getting nuked by canada
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We're in hell
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz19 May 2024
When they spell it "shoppe" instead of "shop" I know I'm about to be whimsically overcharged
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The Iron Sheik@the_ironsheik15 Jan 2021
RT IF YOU WANT ME TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK
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Ugh! Zionists calling protesters nazis, protesters calling zionists nazis. Almost makes me wish there had never been any nazis in the first place!
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Shasti@sh44sti16 Apr 2024
waiting room of a family court in england
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
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Dave Bautista, Stellan Skarsgård and Austin Butler on the set of ‘DUNE: PART TWO’
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I am Rouge Pig
KSL 5 TV (@KSL5TV) profile pictureKSL 5 TV@KSL5TV4 Apr 2024
OFFICER TACKLES PIG: After two days of avoiding police, a rouge pig was taken into custody by a Grantsville police officer on Thursday. Read more: ksltv.com/?p=635164
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When the scary fast zombies show up
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@elmo29 Feb 2024
Happy Leap Day, everybody! Ribbit ribbit ha ha ha! Elmo Frog loves you. ❤️ #LeapDay
Elmo imagined as a frog, sitting on a green lili pad in a pond.

ALT Elmo imagined as a frog, sitting on a green lili pad in a pond.

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I think Shane Gillis is a funny comedian but the number of dudes who have developed a creepy parasocial relationship with him built on their deep need to call stuff gay is just absolutely tragic
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Bryan Cook@BryanCooking14 Feb 2024
America celebrated its favorite thing with its other favorite thing
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Can confirm
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