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Joined June 2013
Lying ass Lufthansa commercial trying to tell us their business class beds can fit Dirk Nowitzki
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Rip City didn't disappoint with Dame's ovation
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Brian Kelly when the Maryland job opens up
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Mike Evans said WHO
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Thanks for all the ‘RIP Mike Ditka’ birthday texts 😌
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Blazers Dame top of the key three
Insane man, he don’t even need his legs
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A tale of two Sidys
Micah Nori on Sidy Cissoko’s up-and-down play last night: “I think it was like the Tale of Two Sidys”
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I dare you to say this to Michael Jordan’s face
I’m not saying skinny pants will ever come back—but very giant pants are starting to look increasingly silly
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holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview
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Still triple platinum in my household
girl - the internet ft. kaytranada (2015)
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Mariota again giving a team from Washington nightmares Love. To. See. It.
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Can’t give up on those dreams if you never had them in the first place #ThatCoastinLife
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Shoutout to the Vikings! Cut Kirk Cousins and Sam Darnold loose to lock in their future 3rd string QB. That’s detailed roster building
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"What the fuck is that"
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Baylor football is wearing a six-year-old's artwork on their helmets today. Her name is ILaria Ramirez. She is from Cameron, Texas. She is a patient at Baylor Scott & White McLane Children's Medical Center. Here is how it happened. Baylor players went over to the children's hospital and sat down with the pediatric patients. Not a photo op, not a walk through and wave. They actually sat down at tables with the kids and drew together. Blank Baylor Bear heads. Markers. Make it yours. ILaria made hers pink and teal. She put a bear right in the middle of it. And then she did two things that nobody told her to do. She gave it a name. She called it the Helmet of Hope. And she picked three words to go around the edge of it. FAITH. VICTORY. STRENGTH. A six-year-old chose those. Not a marketing department. Not a coach. Not her parents. Her. Baylor took her drawing, turned it into a decal, and put it on every single helmet for today's Gold Rush game against Louisiana Tech. Not a sticker on one guy's helmet. Not a patch on the sleeve. Every player on the field wearing a first grader's bear on the side of their head. September is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month, and gold is the color for it worldwide. Baylor asked the entire stadium to wear gold today. Head coach Dave Aranda on why: "ILaria is one of us, and so we represent her and want her and her family to know that we're fighting along with her." And linebacker Kyler Jordan, on what today actually is: "Way bigger than football." Here is the number that sits underneath all of this. Nearly 1 in 285 Americans will be diagnosed with cancer before they turn 20. One in 285. Before 20 years old. Which means in a stadium that holds 45,000 people, the math says a few hundred of them have already been through some version of what ILaria is going through right now. That is why the gold matters. That is why a helmet decal matters. Somewhere in that building today there is a kid who knows exactly what a hospital room looks like, watching a Division I football team run out of the tunnel wearing a drawing made by a girl who is six. FAITH. VICTORY. STRENGTH. She picked those words herself.
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Poor helpless Ed Sheeran was at the mercy of the big, bad promoter. Oh please, Signor Promoter, stop controlling Ed Sheeran, he’s just a wittle sweet guy
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I predicted this like ten years ago. A white boy compiled of only Kendrick’s Weird Guy voices.
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Dillon in the Wudang Mountains of China ⛰️
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*Michael Jordan 36 hours later, still standing in the same spot but with a gun trained on David Blaine convinced he can beat a magician at magic* DB: Mike you didn’t lose it’s just magic! Let me go and I’ll show you how I did it, plz I’m begging you I have a family MJ: again
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