Arizona Legislature

#FF We don't usually appreciate incubator lawmakers but @TerriProud makes us just that...

phew! It's been a long day of looking after my best interests. Dinner better be on the table when I get home from titty bar happy hour!

Sounds like we aren't listening to you? Trust us, we know what's best for your family. You're just a dumb liberal if you disagree.

Since we don't believe in public schools, these new rules will help reduce our budget by decreasing enrollment. Homeschooling the best!

Once HB2719 passes, we'll be doing away with the silly Drug-Free School Zones, too. Free markets will prevail! #buildsCharacter

A provision of the bill states that incubators may keep their shoe collections but only wear them in the kitchen. We love compromise!

In honor of International Women's Day, we're introducing a bill mandating women now be referred to as "Incubators." aMEN.

Team America, FUCK YEAH!