Friend made me watch an SNL sketch and I really am not fronting or whatever but this shit sucks so bad it’s just not funny whatsoever. Don’t ever talk to me
Threw a horror movie on and then hid under the covers on my phone for the entirety of its runtime not because it was scary but because it was boring and I didn’t want to watch it
Soooo many people need to be killed violently (their bloodlines included) that it’s honestly inane to try to list them out now
It’s been a few years since I’ve felt like Making anything and the feeling hasn’t returned but I do find myself daydreaming about being Peers In The Industry with like, [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]
Touched something too hot at work but I had food in my mouth so I waited until I was finished chewing and swallowed before saying “yowch!” #manners #politenessweek
I think I would have done really well as the well-read and thoughtful but eccentric priest of a small 17th century parish, especially because I am humbly not hot enough to induce sexual psychosis and thus be accused of cavorting with the devil
All of us, every Person Who Watched ‘Marry Me’ (2022) Starring and Featuring Music By Jennifer Lopez In Theaters, are brothers, every single one.
Oliver Reed is so sexy in The Devils. I almost don’t blame that demonic nun for turning completely evil after seeing him