Girl dad. You have the world at your fingertips; no one can make it better than you.

Imladris
Joined August 2009
Paul Skenes with his first career complete game!
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Well said, Soulja Boy #crankdat
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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The Steelers are very lucky it’s not 21-0 right now and is only a 2 score game
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Ugh, Catalon sucks but at least it’s not Dedes I guess
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Dude what the FUCK
'Breaking Bad' star RJ Mitte has passed away at the age of 34
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Joining the #discourse here. Abra and Kadabra can just teleport behind the defense, and with the Alakazam synergy I really don’t see how they don’t score every play. I love Golem as a pulling guard if they ever decide to run, and Raichu is the perfect RB for this scheme
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You’ll have to pry this app from my cold dead hands
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I’m about halfway through ADWD for the first time and I can confirm this is exactly how I feel right now
I really thought that by finishing my ASOIAF read I would move the cosmic needle enough to precipitate the immediate announcement and subsequent release of Winds of Winter within the next 6 months. Disappointing
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Dude fuck Deshaun Watson I hope TJ fucks him up tonight
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Sickening stuff
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Wtf were Sawyer and Holcomb doing there?
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One week since the Pirates last home game... do you miss it? LIKE, FOLLOW, and REPOST‼️ for a chance to win this authentic game-used dirt in a Konnor Griffin frame!
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I’ve been on a generationally awful jersey run
BREAKING: The #Steelers are trading CB Joey Porter Jr. to the #Cowboys for a package that includes a 2nd-round pick.
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Big intramural game next week against a former NFL wide receiver no big deal
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Well there goes my pipe dream of a @Slipknot/@FaithNoMore co-headline tour
NORTH AMERICA 2027: (sic)est Stadium Tour with special guests @bmthofficial Plus varying support from @lambofgod, @MIWband, @LornaShore, @loatheasone, Acid Bath, @polyphia, @KublaiKhanTX, and @OfficialVended across select cities. Tickets & VIP on-sale Friday, October 2.  Pre-sale begins tomorrow at 10am. Sign up to receive your unique pre-sale code now at slipknot1.com
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He caught her so off guard she started making small talk
Reporter: “How confident are you in carrying this team forward?” Jameis Winston: “One thing that I do is forgetting those that is behind… and reaching forward to what’s ahead.” (stares off into space) 😂😂😂
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THEY SCORED TWICE IN THE FIRST QUARTER
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Parenthood has been great but my daughter is obsessed with L*berty B*berty and she may not be my daughter afterall #executelibertybibbertybyfiringsquad
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Man I thought Reynolds was gonna rob that
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Hell yeah that’s gotta be the first Slipknot reference on #Survivor
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I just paid 53 motberfucking dollars to fill up my 2014 Chevy Cruze. Fuck every one of you ignorant fucks that voted for this dementia ridden, narcissistic, compromised scumbag pedophile
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