They are staring at us because I am a vampire and you... are mortal. #BoneHead #ATrain Parody (TB RP MC21+)

Bon Temps
Joined January 2015
Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret." 🍷 Eric Northman 🍷 Owner of Fangtasia 🍷 Sheriff of Area 5 🍷 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍷 Written by #BoneHead #ATrain 🍷 #TrueBlood #Parody 🍷 RT
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"I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me." πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ Sookie Stackhouse 🍺 Barmaid at @BarOfMerlotte πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ Sky faerie 🍺 Written by the new #Radiant #Fatal (#BoneHead) πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ #TrueBlood #Parody 🍺 RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
My sis an' I are faeries. How fuckin' lame." 🍾 New account 🍷 Randi Stackhouse 🍾 Sister of @SookieTBFae 🍷 Fitness model 🍾 Barmaid at @BarOfMerlotte 🍷Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍾 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood OC 🍾 RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"Fuckin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat." πŸ’₯ Flipped account πŸ’₯ Jessica Hamby πŸ’₯ Progeny of @AVampireBill πŸ’₯ Sister of @BrattyFangs πŸ’₯ Barmaid at @BarOfMerlotte πŸ’₯ Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP πŸ’₯ Written by #BoneHead πŸ’₯ #TrueBlood πŸ’₯ RT
Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"You know Sarah doesn't whip out her pudding for just anybody." β˜€οΈ Flipped account β˜€οΈ Reverend Steve Newlin β˜€οΈ Head of the Fellowship of the Sun β˜€οΈ Married to @RadiantsPuddin β˜€οΈ Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP β˜€οΈ Written by #BoneHead β˜€οΈ #TrueBlood β˜€οΈ RT
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"Beautiful butt." 🍻 Drunk Eric Northman 🍺 Parody/OOCish 🍾 #Radiant #Fatal's goofball hubby 🍷 Written by #BoneHead πŸ₯‚ #TrueBlood #Parody 🍸 RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"When a good thing gets destroyed, that's the definition of unfair to me." πŸ›  Flipped account πŸ›  Hoyt Fortenberry πŸ›  Works for the Louisiana DOT road crew πŸ›  Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP πŸ›  Written by #BoneHead πŸ›  #TrueBlood πŸ›  RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
🍷 Dead Until Dark Hub 🍷 Hub account for all of @SookieTBFae and @EricVikingGod's True Blood SLs. 🍷 Written by Mr and Mrs #BoneHead and #Radiant #Fatal 🍷 #TrueBlood 🍷 RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me." πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ Sookie Stackhouse. πŸ’₯ Sister of @RadiantFaePie and @BoneHeadCop. πŸ’˜Taken by @HuntsDemons. πŸ”« Part of @WaywardSonsRP ✏ Written by #BoneHead πŸ—‘ #TrueBlood #Supernatural πŸ’‹ RT
"I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." πŸ’„ Flipped account 🍷 Pam de Beaufort πŸ’„ Progeny of @FcknVikingGod 🍷 Runs Fangtasia πŸ’„ Best friend of @MetalSexBarbie 🍷 Part of @WaywardSonsRP πŸ’„ Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood #Supernatural πŸ’„ RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
β€œI have lived a thousand years; I may live a thousand more.” βš” Revamped account πŸ”« Selene βš” Death Dealer πŸ”« Taken my love @FcknVikingGod βš” Part of @WaywardSonsRP πŸ”« Written by #BoneHead βš” #Underworld #TrueBlood #Supernatural πŸ”« RT
"If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret." 🍷 Eric Northman 🍷 Owner of Fangtasia 🍷 Taken by @SookieTBFae 🍷 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍷 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood 🍷 RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"What are you?" β—Ύ Flipped account β—Ύ Bill Compton β—Ύ Season 1 β—Ύ Taken by @RadiantBarmaid β—Ύ First accounts that Mr and Mrs #BoneHead and #Radiant #Fatal started writing together on 8.7.2014. β—Ύ Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP β—Ύ Written by #BoneHead β—Ύ #TrueBlood β—Ύ RT
Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"Welcome to Merlotte's Bar and Grill." 🍻 Owners are @HeroicBarman and @SaucyFairyDust. 🍺 Our staff is @SookieTBFae @SaucyBarmaid and @DiligentCook. 🍻 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP. 🍺 Written by Mr and Mrs #BoneHead and #Radiant #Fatal. 🍻 #TrueBlood 🍺 RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"Most of my customers are stupid people." 🍻 Sam Merlotte. 🍺 Owner of @BarOfMerlotte. 🍻 Taken by @SaucyFairyDust. 🍺 Makin' @SookieTBFae work overtime. 🍻 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍺 Written by #BoneHead 🍻 #TrueBlood 🍺 RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"What have I become, now that I've betrayed Everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away And I have been a slave to the Judas in my mind" 🎸Chris Jericho 🎀Singer of Fozzy 🎸Made vampire by my wife @MetalSexBarbie 🎀Part of @WaywardSonsRP 🎸Written by #BoneHead 🎀#SPN #TB RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
"You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me." πŸ”«Jason Stackhouse πŸ”«Brother of @FaeRadiance and @RadiantFaePie πŸ”«Moved to Charming πŸ”«Part of @WaywardSonsRP and @TellerTrager πŸ”«Written by #BoneHead πŸ”«#TrueBlood #Supernatural #SOA πŸ”«RT
Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
New #BoneHead accout. Dean Winchester. Hunter. Lover of pies. Bob Seger fan. Taken by @SaucyBarmaid. Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP. #BoneHead #Supernatural #TrueBlood RT
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Revamped account. Drunk Eric account of @EricVikingGod. #Radiant's drunk hubby. @SookieTBFae got a beautiful butt. #BoneHead #TrueBlood RT
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Bill Compton. Parody. retweeted
Terry Bellefleur. Cook at @BarOfMerlotte. Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP. #TrueBlood #BoneHead RT
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