I’m not a bigot, but I am a little-ot

It's not every day your obscure soil arthropod of study goes viral on twitter, so I decided to make a video to introduce everyone to the world of globs: youtube.com/watch?v=VOhwqP2O…

Since springtails are blowing up on twitter now I guess it's time for my multiple years of studying them to come up, here's some nice pics I got of globular springtails over the years :)

Just found these tiny mushrooms under a log.... everything reminds me of him

Are people with foot fetishes more into wine than the average person

Imagine if Romeo and Juliet had Life360

My brain is a machine that turns normal thoughts into thoughts about her

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watched a movie and was like wow that plot twist ending was crazy so I go to log it on letterboxd and the top review with 1000 upvotes is “super predictable, you’d have to be a moron to not have seen that ending coming” 😟

what if I turn over a new leaf but it’s like a bad, rotten leaf

You ever seen a mouse on purpose?

We should give postal workers guns

Being called boss by the gas station attendant is the highlight of my week

studying worms for a living is great cause im immune to the “would you still love me if I was a worm” question. girl i might love you more

Nah bro wdym yahoo mail has streaks now

Its amazing how much ticks are associated with people. You are more likely to get a tick on you while on your back porch in New Jersey than you are while moving through brush in rural Virginia.

Back at it again with more leeches, undescribed species edition!

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I love leeches