Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls…prepare yourself for the perfect prose of the pigskin prognostication provided by our pal Patrick. I dunno about that first game pick though, the rest…
1) Do you like college football?
2) Do you enjoy humor?
If you answered both questions with a “yes” then I am about to make your Saturday. Presenting the Perkiest Pigskin Prognosticator this side of the Sierra Nevada’s…Patrick’s losers…..
(Jorts vs Duckhead….GOLD)
Another banger from my main man P, who’s dropping bars just like Chuck D
Come down, play the picks and the rhymes
After all, they do call him Patty Dimes
But don’t bring that weak sh*t here and call yourself musers
We follow the pigskin prognostications of Patrick’s Losers!
This may be the most murderous meal known to mankind. Chunked sardines? Olives? (Olives are foul, foul things) and who knows what else might be lurking in here. I think Ben said it best “Just send the meteor.” He’s right though, my hopes for humanity have dimmed a little today @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @BenMcAliley @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck
HFT @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @BenMcAliley @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck …here’s the take of the day…apparently there are people out here who eat peanut butter, mayonnaise and tomato sandwiches. This is SKB of the highest order. Discuss amongst yourselves…and Happy Monday everyone!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls…prepare yourself…yes that’s right, straight outta Georgia…the man, the legend, the loquacious prose master…I give you Patrick’s Losers…
Just want to point out my man has only missed one game thus far (and I’m giving some grace there as I think some emotion got into that pick.)
And he’s back, every Saturday. Don’t miss it!
@gameday_south
@BarnerSupply
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls…pull up to read the best pigskin prognosticator this side of Pyrenees mountains. You will laugh, you will laugh some more, and then you will know it is college football season, once again. WDE!
He’s not wrong folks…
Throwing out USF’s loss to Tulane in 2024 as evidence that Sumrall is a far tougher coach than Golesh misses two important facts:
Sumrall had just taken over a team that had finished 11-3 and coached them to 9-5.
Golesh had taken over a team a year earlier that had finished 1-11 and coached them to 7-6.
Tulane was on its way down from 11 wins, USF was on its way up from 1 win.
Great job Jackson, the first of many and you just qualified for The Masters. The kid is gonna be really, really good. @AuburnMGolf
Nash retweeted
Lets get it fam. Like and share with any baseball coach you know. This kid belongs on a roster. Now we have a highlight reel.
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