@ATiredTimeLord

Through Time and Space with my bestie Donna.

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Joined August 2012
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Day two on Earth. He's meant to be taking things easy. But he's b o r e d.
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Sits on the TL polishing his bat.
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Happy Halloween witches and bitches.
"You don't have to explain yourself to me, baby vampire." He's watching the other with amusement. "Kill as many people as you want. Maybe even that pesky brother of yours."
๐‘บอŸ๐’‚อŸ๐’อŸ๐’—อŸ๐’‚อŸ๐’•อŸ๐’อŸ๐’“อŸ๐’† .แŸ@Apoeticjerk16 Sep 2022
Replying to @Apoeticjerk
| @StrokeMyBat | โ€œWhat? I was hungryโ€”โ€ shrugging lightly as he pushes the limp body off the couch. โ€œOkay. Maybe it was for fun.โ€
A pause. And then. . . "Do you want to go for a drink?"
๐–๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ *@selflesstype15 Sep 2022
โ€œTrue. It really doesnโ€™t take a much to see that.โ€
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"Wow. . . I didn't think we would actually a g r e e on something, but here we are. Damon is indeed an idiot."
๐–๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ *@selflesstype15 Sep 2022
โ€œVery funnyโ€” Damon canโ€™t tell his ass from his elbow.โ€
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"Wow โ€” great comeback. . .Did Damon teach you that?"
๐–๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ *@selflesstype15 Sep 2022
โ€œSays who, you? I canโ€™t exactly expect you to understand, considering youโ€™ve never had one, but I value my life.โ€
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"The waking up bit is so unnecessary though โ€” for you, I mean."
๐–๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ *@selflesstype15 Sep 2022
โ€œThanks, but no thanks. When I sleep, Iโ€™d like to wake up.โ€
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"I can help you sleep." Proceeds to do a neck-snapping gesture with his hands.
๐–๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ *@selflesstype9 Sep 2022
Alaric left one of his bourbon bottles hanging around, sheโ€™s gonna take it and pull a long swig straight from the bottle. Maybe itโ€™ll help her sleep.
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I want someone to look at me like Elena looks at Damon... no Stefan... no it's Damon... I don't even know.
Everyone's favourite Original is here.
I miss having someone sexy in my life.
"I'm not scared of Marcel. And you should live a little - doesn't being good all the time get boring?" He's located a bottle of whiskey, still full, and holds it to her.
Davina Claire@GaveThemHell13 Sep 2022
Looks like off to a bit of rough start. Her bad. โ€œExcuse me for not wanting either of us to run into more trouble with Marcel and whatnot.โ€, She murmured almost inaudibly with a roll of her eyes.
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Rob a blood bank? That's /boring/. ....... And he's off.
Davina Claire@GaveThemHell13 Sep 2022
If they both want to keep their necks intact, sheโ€™d highly suggest they keep it that way. Now that theyโ€™ve cleared it up hopefully.. Maybe he oughta rob another blood bank instead?
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He's not doing anything. Y e t.
Davina Claire@GaveThemHell13 Sep 2022
Speaking of necks, sheโ€™s interested in snapping one should he dare to proceed.
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Anyone around? He needs a fresh neck.
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Blondes are not my type. Brunettes however. . .
โ‹† ๐“ด๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ฎ . .@obsidianstygian12 Sep 2022
anyone fancy a morning snack?
Sounds like a good time.
: อ€ฬ—โž› ๐“ฃ๐’‰๐’† ๐“—๐’š๐’ƒ๐’“๐’Š๐’… ( Parody )@AnEternalHybrid12 Sep 2022
Sounds like alcohol poisoning
Even though it's only Monday, he's off to get drunk. Vodka, whiskey, tequila? Maybe them all.
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Guess who's back, back again, the biggest bitch has RETURNED. H I.
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