Nuclear Cowboy

Another night

I sat through an hour and a half long maintenance planning meeting today in which all I had to say was “yup” when asked if my one maintenance item was still going to be completed this week. Thanks for your tax dollars today

Been going to physical therapy for my shoulder surgery rehab since January and ya boi is finally done.

In case you were wondering what I currently go on the water with

The most navy thing to happen to me recently in the navy is a chief called dibs on my lunch.

My dog is the best hype man. Come inside from getting a broken bolt out of my truck? Sprinting and jumping and smiling. Come inside from an all night binge at the bar? Sprinting and doubling himself and tackling me and I’m on the ground drunk and can’t get up.

You ever wonder how many girl’s boomerangs you’ve messed up just by being you at the end of the bar?

Am I the only one that chases their dogs around the house constantly

Don’t you dare try to tell me how to YEE my HAW

When mom says “who is going to help me with all these dishes?”

This is Charlie, and he likes to sleep like a human with his head on the pillow.

Have a bad habit of singing this single phrase “Two dudes in a truck” everytime I see, well, two dudes in a truck.