@ASigmaSalesman

Former tech sales rep. Now selling in the real world. Christ is Lord ✝️

Ireland
Joined April 2022
My policy on immigration is the same as my policy on boobs. Get them out.
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You almost forget how things you used to be. Our public spaces were so much more warm and this was the 90’s. Watching some of these old clips feels like going home. We’ve been robbed of so much.
Everything used to be So Much better and So Much Whiter. Almost like there’s a Correlation…
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Low Key; Dead Ass; For the Plot - nothing in modern slang sounds even 1% cool. These phrases all make you sound retarded.
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Can we make a reality show where boomers have to apply for jobs in 2026 using their own advice and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?
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The potato pill 💊
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“We promise Surf Dracula is actually going to hit the waves, just be patient.”
James Gunn fires back at claims 'LANTERNS' disrespects Hal Jordan, and teases his fate may not be what it seems 👀 "We more than respect him. We love him, despite his imperfections. Us knowing the time of his death, if that's exactly what that is, is absolutely not the same thing as killing him off right away.”
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Modern work culture is basically “what if we reorganized everything around the whims of that girl in elementary school who color-coordinated her notes with her set of 80 multi-colored pens”
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Replying to @jenngaly
Glad I saved this image, comes in handy way more than I thought
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Listen I don’t think lowering their salary would help
Pay teachers what they’re worth and see what happens.
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Elmo notably absent
Your friends on Sesame Street wish you a meaningful Yom Kippur 💛
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Imagine showing this image to someone in 2017.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Sanctified. ✝️
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Nice to see white lads in ads again…
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⚠️ WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT ⚠️ MIGRANTS FEEDING ON LOCAL FOX POPULATION: Disturbing evidence has been found at a migrant encampment in Blackrock of migrants beheading and eating foxes. More to follow.
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Let white boy autumn commence
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JFC this hits hard
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This is madness and unsustainable
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Women love having blankets around. If they are on the couch, they need to have a blanket too. Men don't really care about blankets.
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