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Server in North Carolina. I have #waitressproblems on the everydaily. You know you relate to this. #serverlife

Raleigh, NC
Joined December 2011
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Can't keep a manicure to save my life. #serverprobs #serverlife @PrettyServer
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Nothing really makes you question your life decisions more than a gluten-free, vegan two top. #IKilledTheCow #ServerProbs
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Where does a waitress with one leg work? IHOP. @ASassyServer
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If I ask you if you need anything else, and you shove your cup in my face for a refill I probably wanna punch you in the face @ASassyServer
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When the schedule comes out and it makes you want to get hit by a bus. Not hard enough that you die but just so you get the week off.
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There's always that oneeee manager✋ @itsaserverslife @ASassyServer
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alrighttt off to work to roll silverwear and pour sauces for the first 2 hours -_- @ASassyServer #serverprobs #bartenderprobs #WaitressProbs
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@ASassyServer I find I get better tips depending on the bra.
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@ASassyServer Has 420 followers lawlz
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Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
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Only going to the bathroom when you have a good time slot...which is never #serverprobs
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Random Questionnaire: When you dine out, how do you base your tip to the server? What factors play into it the most? #myreats #food #dining
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via @ASassyServer: The Sweet Success of Bike Week 2012 myrtlebeachrestaurantnews.co… #MYR #MyrtleBeach
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@ASassyServer I've been tipped in subway tokens, weed, origami, and proverbs. I liked the tokens and origami the most.
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@ASassyServer I've been tipped in Ferrero Rocher chocolates! #notbad
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@ASassyServer YES. like don't I deal with their shit enough at work? If I'm not getting paid to hear you bitch GTFO
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after working a double all i can do is have server dreams! #awful #serverlife
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@ASassyServer "@MBHH: At Flying Fish, just heard some guy say "Hey Princess, I'll take my tab" people actually say things like that?"
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Remember when you called and ask me to hold 5 bar seats at 9pm? Thats hysterical.. and you're an idiot.
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