@ASTROSHUTTLE

Decepticon Transportation Officer / Retired Sky God - NOT YOUR UBER - The Only Competent Triple Changer admin is 20, they/them. 16+ account.

 (He/SHE/They)
astroshuttle.straw.page
Joined April 2026
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Blitzwings Been Trying To Explain Bitcoin To Me But I Cant Focus Cause Every Time He Furrows His Brow In Concentration I Want To Reach Over And Smooth It Out. Save To Draft.
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肉魂菩薩@anrxcangel1997Oct 18
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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Dee@aakhiripastaaa14h
weather so nice I wanna abuse a pack of cigarettes and nap all day
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두바이쫀득도치@chodae333319h
딩딩딩 굿 모 닝
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페리@gurimperi9h
뽀뽀
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お鼻ふんふんしてるのかわいいね🦔
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Amtrak
@Amtrak22 Aug 2022
forget the worm. ask if he'll still love you if you were a train.
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Amtrak
@Amtrak22 Feb 2024
like if you've thought of a train at least once today
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浅縞@Asashima_111114h
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OOUHH THREE HUNDRED ASTROFORCE MEMBERS.... Let Us All Collectively Get Worse Under My Rule.
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HELIX@HxlixervunqOct 17
People gotta stop disrespecting astrotrain he's been carrying transformers for years
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lane⋆.ೃ࿔*
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Hedgehog Zone@HedgehogZone_Oct 18
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Hedgehog Zone@HedgehogZone_Oct 17
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Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYOct 14
u only get 47 chances with me after that I’m done it’s strict over here fr
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Hardest GIFs 🔥@hardestgifsOct 15
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Skyfire ❄️@ascientistsparkOct 18
shuttle off: who would you rather ride on
75%skyfire
25%astrotrain
124 votes • Final results
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dear@deardeerdollOct 16
in an alternative universe you never left me
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jonotin@jonotinnOct 16
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Amtrak
@AmtrakOct 16
help wanted on the Amtrak night shift. inquire within. ☝️
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SKYWARP 🌙@AUTOBOTBASHEROct 17
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE. YOU COULD ALWAYS BE A CONEHEAD.
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