i can feel my heart beating in your hands my aura and yours

meeting in this dance
Joined July 2023
pull the trigger i’m ready, it’s showtime
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people now discovering nathan for you for the first time i’m so proud 🥹 (i discovered it two weeks ago)
I’ve been secretly collecting your urine to see if your dopamine levels went up when we hung out 💀
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almost halloween and they still haven’t announced the damn super bowl performer
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btw nathan fielder was the subject of one of the first ever yassifications
5 years ago today, we saw the first "yassification" of something on the internet.
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girl report this to HR
Some of the disturbing messages my HR manager has been sending me for months, even though I’ve never replied to a single one.
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Me out here supporting everything @nathanfielder does 🎬🍿
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it’s so fucked that we now look at the PAST and remember it as a more inclusive and progressive time
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why would i ever do that
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you just created a million nathan fielders
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Full tea full shade but swifties are insufferable as fuck
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who the fuck goes anywhere in public and requests a taylor song??
Who the fuck goes to a drag show and requests a Taylor song?? Do y'all go to clubs and ask the DJ to play fucking Shake It Off too? I swear swifties are the biggest buzz kills ever.
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first it was ibuprofen, next it was bathroom outlets, and today it’s credit cards. do europeans have nothing else to talk about? do they have jobs?
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just saw three hard launches back to back this morning
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you just had to be there. she had all you hoes mad. these were princess of pop crumbs
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you will now be seeing this comment in every single comment section you open on tiktok for the next five months
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i had no idea that the woman who’s supposed to be redacted in YCSE was a secret/surprise because i heard or read like months ago that she was gonna be in it so i assumed it was public knowledge
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This site makes me hate British people so much what do you mean we're stupid for having electrical sockets in the bathroom
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I couldn’t stop laughing I started to cough
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I am sexually attracted to nathan fielder
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idk if it’s just the shit ass interviewer but amanda acts like such a human in these interviews. like not a day of media training in her life, just always at a loss for words
Amanda Seyfried weighs on what the past 48 hours have been like
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