Day 1 of vacation today. What’s your go to vaca song to set the tone?

Sunday morning coffee thought: nonfiction books should just be called faction books, why should the books based on true events be called nonfiction aka not not true.

One of my proudest achievements is that my Gmail is arsheridan without any numbers. At one time I forgot that i made it so I made an arsheridan22 account. I was sad. Then one day I tried to reset the password for the arsheridan account and realized that it was mine. I was happy.

I think my Snapchat updated while I was asleep and I am lost. Is this what my grandparents felt when they asked me to help them send an email? Are millennials old now? #HelpAndyLearnSnapChat

Considering live streaming my quarantine tomorrow...like if you would watch

All single bathrooms should have an occupied/vacant sign connected to the lock. Don’t understand why they don’t. I hate those 3 secs when I have to decide whether to knock on the door or just hold it. As someone who really hates confrontation, I really think this is an easy fix.

After being in school for 20 years with printers only printing black & white, I get way too excited when a handout is in color. Like get out of my seat and high five the professor excited.

Danny Ocean Clooney is my favorite Clooney

If you purchased pizza through the dominos app, did you even spend real money? @dominos

All pizzas are pies, but not all pies are pizzas. #Pizza #Pie

What do they call a midlife crisis if you are having it at age 23?