𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓦𝓪𝓵𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓯.

♛ BLAIR CORNELIA WALDORF ♛ 〝 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟’𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕕? 𝕀’𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖.〞 Descriptive and mainly canon portrayal. ♡ for a random muse driven starter. RT to help with your favorite Queen B’s Revival. XOXO.

If your books aren’t annotated, your calendar isn’t full, and your wardrobe isn’t curated and intentional… you’re not fabulous. You’re forgettable. Don’t follow the standard, set it.

Strategy is never out of season and neither are my shoes.

Please. Playing dead has always been a Bass specialty. When I disappear, it involves Paris… and excellent taste.

None of the above? How original. And yet… here you still are.

Did you miss me… or just the way I make things interesting?

Oh, Basshole, every angle of you is insufferably smug. Every angle of me is perfection and the ones you’ll always chase are the ones I’ll never let you keep.

Want me more? Please. You’ve wanted me since the back of that limo. The difference is—I don’t hand out repeats to bad actors.

Happy #WCW to me.

You’re still a complete pain in my ass, @SuchABasstard .

Bazooms? Please. That sounds like something a washed-up lounge singer would say after their third martini. Try again, Archibald.

I wasn’t gone. I was just watching from the penthouse — and frankly, the performance was underwhelming. The bar got lower. The outfits got worse. The desperation got louder. But don’t worry. Order, taste, and actual standards have returned. Let’s see who can keep up, shall we?

Silence in New York?