RIP Captain Dallas. :( tmz.com/2026/10/22/tom-skerr…

To this day, I still love "North By Northwest." RIP people.com/movies/oscar-winn…

Most zoo dentists refuse to work on a grizzly unless it's been given a strong anesthetic. There's safety in numb bears,

But, who am I to fat shame, anyway?

Damn! facebook.com/1061CHEZ/posts/…

You know, we didn't have all these problems back when Pluto was a planet.

So, I got to use the word "chucklefuck" for the first time today when I was tearing a strip off an obnoxious douche who parked across 2 spots, one of them being accessible parking. He moved. I felt much better. #ReleaseYourAnger

It's as easy as 1, 2, 5...

Big Doc Martin fan, here. RIP deadline.com/2026/09/stephan…

The other day, I couldn't figure out whether someone was waving at me or the person behind me. In other news, I lost my lifeguard job.

RIP

RIP

A bunch of books fell on me today. I have only my shelf to blame.

My wife says the salads I make tend to be on the dry side. Definitely something that needs a-dressing.

I got fired from the bank today. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

RIP George. facebook.com/share/1Bw5SMHLo…

Definitely a small world! yahoo.com/entertainment/cele…

Ya know why gas stations charge you for filling your tires? Inflation.

What did Newton say when he discovered gravity? "Shit's goin' down!"