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Joined January 2011
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autoerotic asphyxiation but from eating potato wedges too fast
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Actually it's pronounced 'Mee lee wah kay'. It's Algonquin for "the good land"
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Hov Cheney'd himself into the job
Jay Z wig so tight he thinks we’re laughing with him
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they invented the fucking zero you balloon
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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I like knowing the person who used a cab before me had their feet all over everything
Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.
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actual representation of the United States in 2026
Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭
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British people pronouncing Korea like Career
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chat is this true?
i went to pick up my dry cleaning on wednesday and the woman at the counter handed me a second garment bag by mistake. i told her it wasn't mine, and she apologized and took it back. as i was leaving, she called me back and asked if i could do her a small favour. one of their customers had accidentally left an envelope in a coat pocket, and she wanted me to take it to the address written on the receipt because she was closing soon. the address was only two streets from my house, so i agreed. when i got there, an elderly man opened the door, looked at the envelope and said, "you shouldn't have brought this back." i thought he was joking, but then he asked me whether the dry cleaner had seen what was inside. i told him i hadn't opened it. he seemed relieved and took it from me. before closing the door, he asked, "did she give you the blue coat too?"
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How could I know I want to see a comedian unless I hear they were on comedy central, just for laughs and jimmy kimmel that one time?
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hmm.. smells like my adult woman lover's pussy in har
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the best breast is the one in my mouth
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finally getting interesting ads
Clear, science-based guidance for flavored vaping products can bring greater transparency and consistency to the regulatory process.

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I've misplaced more items than you'll ever possess
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when you say you have fur babies I'm just imagining you have extremely hairy kids
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unsalted butter is disgusting 🤢 wtf is wrong with whoever is making this
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George Washington died ten years before Abraham Lincoln was even born #whoa #history #facts
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gimme dat rotunda 🥵
your star sign? no, i want to know your favourite medieval writing style
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