chat is this true?
i went to pick up my dry cleaning on wednesday and the woman at the counter handed me a second garment bag by mistake. i told her it wasn't mine, and she apologized and took it back. as i was leaving, she called me back and asked if i could do her a small favour. one of their customers had accidentally left an envelope in a coat pocket, and she wanted me to take it to the address written on the receipt because she was closing soon. the address was only two streets from my house, so i agreed. when i got there, an elderly man opened the door, looked at the envelope and said, "you shouldn't have brought this back." i thought he was joking, but then he asked me whether the dry cleaner had seen what was inside. i told him i hadn't opened it. he seemed relieved and took it from me. before closing the door, he asked, "did she give you the blue coat too?"
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How could I know I want to see a comedian unless I hear they were on comedy central, just for laughs and jimmy kimmel that one time?
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