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Berlin, Germany
Joined April 2010
Scrimmage season is in full swing in college basketball, so it's time to pull back the curtain on this one: College Basketball Scorigami (since the 2014-15 season) - check it out here: allmysportsteamssuck.com/nca…
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My face when I see the Orioles are 69-69. #nice
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As a German hockey fan, please pass this on to Gary Bettman: Not a single German will watch the NHL until the Coyotes return (and they’re named the Phoenix Coyotes). This country lives and dies by kachina coyote.
The @NHL and @FCBayern today announced a first-of-its-kind strategic multiyear partnership designed to accelerate the growth of hockey in Germany and the development of FC Bayern in North America. 🏒 ⚽ 🇩🇪 The unique collaboration is part of the NHL’s long-term international growth strategy in Germany, which includes regular season games in the country for at least the next three seasons, starting with the 2026 #NHLGlobalSeries in December. Details: nhl.com/news/nhl-fc-bayern-m…
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Thinking about getting a real obscure Orioles jersey. I am leaning towards Jeff Fiorentino, one of my all time favorite Orioles, but who else should I consider? Gonna phone a friend here @CespedesBBQ
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Guy repeated himself for emphasis
Replying to @Orioles
I will be there rooting for Satan and the New York Yankees
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Ok so you run a profitable billion dollar a year+ business. Your number one expense is labor, but that labor is also the product. If you could only just curtail labor spending you’d see a direct contribution to your profit margins. However, the public knows this and won’t 1/2
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Be tricked by this. So what do you do? You collude with the 29 other guys and make it look like one guy will just outspend everyone to convince the fans of the other 29 teams that the only way they can compete is a salary cap. Easy peasy. Why do people fall for it?
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England dives because UEFA teams love to dive. Mexico plays physical because that’s how CONCACAF works. One is decidedly better soccer to watch.
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Guess you can shoot the Archduke and be good guys. This is crazy stuff!!
I guess you can almost break someones leg and be good guys. This is crazy stuff!!!
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Life hack: sneak mini bottles of liquor into the stadium, then sign up to be a designated driver to get a free mixer.
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Bro WTF, how do you pick this guy from the list of names.
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Me, stepping up to the plate as a lefty: Man, this is some bullshit.
The Savannah Bananas sold out Tennessee's 101,000-seat Neyland Stadium for a game. (Via @YellowTuxJesse)
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