@AMDSwapper

Options Hedger Since DotCom…

 Michigan
Joined December 2018
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Ditka hasn’t been dead 24 hours, and shows up nowhere. Why? Not in the top 30 trending Twitter stories, not on the “news” tab, “sports” tab, or “trending”, nothing. Why do these cultists give up their life accomplishments for someone who couldn’t care less? #bears #nfl #chicago
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The @etrade app glitching hard, this morning/week. “Open Order” tab displayed above the “more info” tab, when no open orders. Tab not displayed when there ARE open orders. “Edit” button too small to click. Still no order notifications. $SPY $QQQ $AMD $MS
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ChatGPT struggles with portfolio analyzation, and hasn’t gotten movie times right since I went pro. And we’re worried about him & his friends taking over the world? $SPX $QQQ $NVDA #chatgpt #AI
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Answer honestly, would you rather watch Green Bay get pummeled, or cultists careers end? #TNF #packers #falcons
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Just went gas/grocery shopping. The red voting poor aren’t being punished enough to vote for their own interests, yet. Lower interest rates NOW! $SPX $SPY $QQQ $TLT
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How in theefk is McDonald’s struggling in the era of trumpflation? This should be one of the ONLY things people can afford. At least the board & mgmt. team chose the right mascot, $SPX $SPY $QQQ $MCD
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The E*trade app glitch of the week… No more notifications when a trade edit updates/cancels/executes. Shocker. $SPX $SPY $QQQ $MS
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Bill Madden
@maddenificoSep 3
George Clooney: "I think maybe we have a kakistocracy right now." Spot. Fucking. On.

George Clooney: US government run by 'least qualified people'

More on Aljazeera.com

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Wondering how many options traders have been trading for 25+ years, and still get neck hairs standing when riding the gamma wave? Fknfascinating. $SPX $SPY $QQQ $TLT
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The E*trade app freezing & displaying yesterday’s quotes, all morning, so far. My grocery ordering app still outperforming Morgan Stanley’s step-child, six-years after they acquired it. $SPX $SPY $QQQ $MS $TLT
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New U.S. McDonald’s chief, Skye Anderson, has seen menu inflation of 200%+, in her 25 years at $MCD Can she attain same-store sales growth of 1%? Her predecessor couldn’t. $SPX $QQQ $SPY
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Unfortunately, it’s true. They sum dumsunsabitches. $TLT
Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczAug 26
Farmers voted for Trump a second time after he fucked them over the first time. Then they voted for him a third time, and he fucked them over again. And they will still 100% vote Republican again this November. Because they never fucking learn.
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Do our most complex problems emerge as a result of the incompetent conducting the show, or is it unfortunate timing/coincidence? $TLT $SPX $SPY $QQQ
LiveSquawk
@LiveSquawkAug 24
Treasury Secretary Bessent Could Tap Near $1 Trillion Treasury General Account To Fund Bond Buybacks, Sources Said – CNBC cnbc.com/2026/08/24/bessent-…

Bessent could tap near $1 trillion Treasury General Account to fund bond buybacks, sources said

Using the TGA would provide the Treasury with considerable firepower to influence long-term bond yields.

cnbc.com
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The cult won’t get it. #obama #TLT
LanaQuest aka RosaSparks
@LqLanaAug 18
Best shirt ever. Y’all agree? #DemsUnited
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Wow! This Fauci thing is blowing up! Actually, you won’t hear a word about it after midterms. The cult has nothing but $4 gas & Epstein distractions to run on. Rand will be out front watching his engagement dive, in November, if you need him. #fauci #MAGAcult
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This is why we laugh at MAGA cultists. This isn’t even real. Rand wouldn’t trust these two hillbillies to mow his lawn, but he’ll send them to the trailer park to secure votes/stay in power. When you see Benny🤡, midterms with no wins must be close. #fauci #midterms $TLT
Rand Paul
@RandPaulAug 13
Why would Anthony Fauci delete all but three people from his contact list? The only logical explanation is that he was attempting to avoid having his text messages scrutinized by Congress and the public.
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Assume this is b/c of Keith’s politics. Do you still get surprised by folks you find out are in the cult? Even after the childsextrafficking stuff, the affordability crisis, the Epstein Iran war, y’all still hanging on? Really? It’s time to crawl back under the pre-trump rocks.
Darren Rovell
@darrenrovellAug 9
While Keith is indeed a terrible person, I do not think that played into this price at all.
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I can always tell if my settings have flipped back to “For You/Cultist” mode. #fauci #MAGACult #XCult
Rand Paul
@RandPaulAug 9
Back in 2010, 200 scientists from the Cambridge Working Group warned against publishing gain-of-function research, worried it would become a how-to manual for biological weapons. It led President Obama to pause this research for two years. Fauci was on one side of that debate. Most of the scientific community was on the other. This was never partisan. It was about whether one man should have the power to override that many warnings for decades. @MarkHalperin
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Trump bragging about being a socialist. @NYCMayor ‘s office could run this non-stop if MAGA cultists understood what socialism is. $QQQ $SPY $TLT
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MAGA cultists are bad for business. Just a primary, but what a mountain of trash to get rid of in one move. Slowly chipping away at the propaganda economy. FMAGA $QQQ $SPY $TLT
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
@NoLieWithBTCAug 7
Breaking: GOP Congressman Andy Ogles, who has said gay people have “no place in America” and “Muslims don't belong in American society,” just lost his primary in Tennessee. He will no longer serve in Congress.
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