Awkward gay fellow • Movie lover • Artistic weirdo I love all things Tomb Raider, The Simpsons, horror, classic cartoons, and whatever makes me smile

Native New Yorker
Joined November 2023
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that and jerking off that dude’s boyfriend 🤤
This and jerking off my boyfriend
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when i pull the comforter over me and hear my glasses flying across the room.
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Truly love having a day off where I can spend the majority of my time in Macy's updating my wardrobe while stoned off my ass
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I’ve been into Metal my whole life; seen Pantera, Slayer, Machinehead, Maiden, Korn, Black Sabbath, Kiss and dozens of others. None of them spewed shite about politics. Not one.
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me defending protests in countries i don’t even live in
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Tbh I really only see 5 possibilities. -MacReady is the Thing -Childs is the Thing -Neither of them are -Both are -The Thing never existed and this really IS some form of violent mass psychosis or cabin fever like Copper suggested, caused by prolonged isolation or something
John Carpenter says nobody has figured out the ending of The Thing correctly yet "Every idea that people have is not the right one, I know the right one... no one has guessed it" xitter.cf/AcademyMuseum/status/2…
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SZA is the only artist I feel like I could walk up to be like “bitch…” and she’d get it
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Me immediately after getting my coochie ate 🤭
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Happy heavenly birthday to Divine, who would’ve turned 81 today. 🕊️ The legendary drag performer and inspiration for Ursula’s look in ‘The Little Mermaid’ passed away in 1988 at just 42.
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Watching CHILD'S PLAY 2, was wondering why this looks so good for a trashy slasher sequel and it turns out it has the same DP as EDWARD SCISSORHANDS and BATMAN RETURNS of all things
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Not only a brave lil man but survived the whole movie
Jones the Cat in Alien (1979)
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Holy memory unlock.
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MAGA straight up eating their own earwax while listening to Trump speak is peak perfection
f I have to watch this maga eat his own ear wax, you do too
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My entire feed has been French people actually protesting then this video popped up on my feed The US will never get anything done if protests stay like this
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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one of the coolest kills in slasher history and the bar is high here considering we’re talking about the 80s, the golden age of the genre
we would live in a much better world if friday the 13th part vii hadn’t been butchered by the mpaa back in 1988
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“to all the girls who say i’m history — I’m prophecy” mother spears that’s a BARRRRR
“A lot of girls last year have definitely done the complete image I used to have when I was younger.. and yo that's cool but at least mine was real… […] to all the girls who say I'm History... I'M PROPHECY.” — Britney Spears in new Instagram post.
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Mariah carey in 1997
Honey is so fucking tasty if people ejaculated honey I would be swallowing loads every day man
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HINT FUCKING HINT
Acaban de incendiar la Corte Suprema en Albania tras habilitar a un empresario extranjero (el yerno de Trump) a comprar tierras en el país
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Crystal Lake review: 5/5 • Linda is no doubt phenomenal but I wont be comparing the two Pams simply bc of the screentime disparity. • Jason’s backstory works in so many ways that I cant help but say its perfect for him. • Id slime out anyone for Baby Jay. • Please be another season. • Theres some loose ends theyll have to fill but I dont mind any changes from the original atp. Let them fucking cook. Im just so elated to finally have some new lore-driven Friday the 13th on my screen and I think it was done as well as anyone could do. And goddamn Linda Cardellini is so goated in this.
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