𝐻𝑒𝓇𝑜.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐋𝐘𝐒𝐌’𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐄. 𝘈𝘯 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘨𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙎. ⠀⠀ ⠀𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙎 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝙃𝙊𝙋𝙀.

Sitting across from @BlurOfLegend… His face, deathly serious. A single bead of sweat trailed down the side of his face. He reached across the table… Carefully… Carefully… Steadily… …He pulled the Jenga piece out… and placed it on the top. “Phew…”

That, my friend, is the price of being a Nintendo property… our parents are a bit overprotective.

“Well, it sure sounds like you guys are pretty close. Gotta say—I’m a little curious. Tell me a bit more about this guy? Surely our faces aren’t all we have in common.”

“A ‘noticeable face’, huh… standing out was never exactly my intent. But what can you do?”

“You’re probably right.” He responded, shrugging off the idle thought, in favor of a more relevant one. “More importantly… the fact that you met me with conversation instead of steel is a bit uncharacteristic of your kind. Whats your angle, exactly?”

“You’d be surprised at how… oddly used to hearing that I’ve gotten. Well met, Teba. I uh… guess I don’t need to tell you mine.”

Once you’ve run into enough of your… …Lookalikes? Cousins? …Whatever… You kinda just stop thinking about it… they’re all on the same side, after all… right?

“You called~?”

“No harm done… those of us from Hyrule with ears like this are known as Hylians.” He nodded, affirming that he received the other’s words… though finding himself fixated on a particular part of them. “A 𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙔𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙃, you say… mind telling me a bit more about it?”

…So thats why his room smells like that.

…Terrifying implications aside… sounds awful. Can’t imagine that those enemies taste good.

“. . . . .” He’s gonna pretend the shadow’s sudden arrival didn’t startle him… “…A few.”