If I were a wrestler I'd call myself 'The Milkman'. I wouldn't wrestle, I'd just drive a milk float around the community, I'd be a milkman.

Reading, England
Joined December 2008
I MADE A EUROVISION SONG FOR A ZOOM PARTY. ISOLATION, ISOLATION. youtube.com/watch?v=s-ojYk0E…
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I've just taken one of those photos you take when you're in a bar.
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Here's a trailer for a podcast I'm making for ONE YEAR. It's about fantasy football, it'll be ok, I promise. #FPL audioboom.com/posts/6956224-…
Seeking shade in your own shadow is much harder than you'd think.
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If you like football, #FPL, #FantasyFootball, #FantasyPL, #FantasyPremierLeague or synths, jingles, jokes and/or senseless drivel, then maybe give mine and @AL64's new podcast @BenchFodder a go. G'wan... It's free and contains hardly any subliminal advertising at all. #Umbro
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That's more like it Roy, WORLD CUP FEVER.
This looks good.
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Father and son.
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This Twitter account is now devoted to wet floor signs.
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Stand here if you have a spear through your ear. Tremendous.
I remember when I had to send my tweets by SMS. #garlicbread
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Just gone through a time machine and ended up at a Streets gig in 2003. I was hoping for the Sparta country show 2000BC, best centaur competition. Next time.
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PLOP! It's out and it's proud. It's the debut Shit Things in Reading Plopcast and it's ready to pour into your ears like so much warm cement. It's called 'Are You Listening to Who Killed Chris... soundcloud.com/user-47531722…
HI. This podcast is "Like walking around Reading on ketamin". So if that's something you like to do, this is for you. xitter.cf/BloodyCharnock/status/…
I done a podcast. Well, me and @AL64 done a podcast. It's about the town of Reading, but don't let that stop you listening. It's got jokes about Chris Tarrant in it, ferchrissakes. #RDGUK #podcasts #ChrisTarrant xitter.cf/ShitThingsRDG/status/9…
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Hi! Superb tweet, top marks.
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