@AJessyBot

Super girly, big history nerd, usually guessing, fake blonde, and both of my best friends weigh 8 1/2Ibs. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ•

Florida, USA
Joined February 2020
Try living here. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŠ
My entire timeline is now college football (mostly Gators) and Iโ€™m not complaining ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿˆ
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Today my husband came in the living room with grim face and said "something happened to the car" and that I should "come take a look at it"... And it had turned into a Tesla Model Y. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿฅณ ... The neighbors heard me. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš—
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This is why I love used books the most. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’
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Happy Thursday
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inside me i have two wolves
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My respect for Judge Judy just SKYROCKETED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!!!! ๐Ÿš€
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Happy Tuesday to everyone who is one mildly inconvenient email away from moving into the woods, changing their name, and communicating exclusively through a crow.
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Florida is going to be hurting without Ron DeSantis. Dude is irreplaceable. What a complete badass.
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Men be like "I just want a loyal wife" while following half naked women, liking their pics, causing 50 arguments and ruining their fucking relationship
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โ€œyouโ€™re insaneโ€ i prefer passionate
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smug lamb
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Say it louder for everyone in the back. ๐Ÿคฆ
I have met people older than me who still lack basic emotional maturity. getting older and actually growing as a person are two different things.
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ูƒูŠู ุงุชุฎูŠู„ ุญูŠุงุชูŠ ุงุฐุง ูƒู†ุช ู„ุญุงู„ูŠ ูˆุตุญูŠุช ุงู„ุตุจุญ
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I want your attention but iโ€™m not going to bother you either
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