AJ Preller Facts

AJ Preller agrees there's no "i" in team, but he is willing to listen to offers for the P, the A, the D, the R, the E & the S #PrellerFacts

Bud Selig sent AJ Preller a text message earlier today, it simply read: Uncle #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller is contemplating suing @mlbtraderumors for copyright infringement of his general managerial philosophy #PrellerFacts

When AJ Preller logs on to eBay, Theres a special button for him that says "take what you want". #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller was the 4th wise man. He gave Jesus a PTBNL #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller dares you to write down his 25-man roster in pen #PrellerFacts @Ken_Rosenthal @ChrisCotillo @JeffPassan @JonHeymanCBS @jonmorosi

AJ Preller knows what @TheRock is cooking, and he'll trade u that info + a mid-level prospect for a top of the rotation SP #PrellerFacts

Once AJ Preller went black and came back. #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller turns his Dingle Berries into Diamonds. #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller CAN believe it's not butter. #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller's new San Diego house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller challenged a rival GM to a "Who has more testicles?" contest. AJ Preller won by 5. #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. #PrellerFacts

The following is a list of things AJ Preller cannot do: #PrellerFacts

There once was a street named AJ Preller, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses AJ Preller & lives #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller hates Raymond. #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller refers to himself in the fourth person. #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because AJ Preller will not take shit from anyone. #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller is the reason Waldo is hiding. #PrellerFacts

AJ Preller beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller. #PrellerFacts