Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am. Stuck in the middle with you.

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JUST IN: The man who stopped the school shooting in Bend, Oregon, has been identified as 36-year-old Kalub Giamanco. Giamanco, a carpenter, was reportedly driving home for lunch when he heard gunshots. After hearing the gunshots, Giamanco, who has a concealed carry permit, followed the suspect into the school. He then shot and killed 16-year-old John J Griffin moments after the teen opened fire into a special education classroom. Giamanco, who has two children of his own who attend the school, is family friends with one of the victims, a 7-year-old who uses a wheelchair and was shot in the face. The 7-year-old survived and is in the hospital. Three children at Silver Rail Elementary School were killed. Their ages are 5, 8, and 11. According to Giamanco's brother, Giamanco doesn't feel like a hero because he feels guilty for not being able to save more children. You are a hero, Kalub.
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So Funny!
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HOME SWEET HOME WIN
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What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.
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New angle of the Blue Angels beach flyover released 👀🛩️
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Flight debrief complete. No reprimands. No firings. No problem. That’s the sound of Freedom! Semper fi and Hooyah.
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🚨 NOW: SecWar Pete Hegseth announces the FLYOVERS WILL CONTINUE after the Blue Angels performed a jaw-dropping low-profile flyover above beachgoers in Florida "A number of people on the beach were THRILLED at what they saw." "They BLEW THE TENTS UP!" 🔥 HEGSETH: "The flyovers will continue until morale improves." 🇺🇸
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A large, diverse group dancing in the streets has formed outside the Salute to America despite being evacuated. Party on.
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🇺🇸 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: The United States of America has broken the WORLD RECORD for the largest fireworks show in HISTORY "BEST FIREWORKS SHOW, EVER! President DJT" 47 and Melania were spotted watching the ENTIRE THING with patriots on the National Mall all the way up to the end 850,000 SHELLS. Last year's DC 4th of July show was a mere 20,000 GOD BLESS THIS AMAZING COUNTRY! 🇺🇸
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A man working as a welder at SpaceX for $28 an hour has just become a millionaire. Juan Hernandez, who came from Mexico, welded rockets for SpaceX at $28 an hour. SpaceX gave him $10,000 in stock when he went full time in 2015, and he bought more with every paycheck for 10 years. $SPCX is now trading at $167, making his shares worth over $1 million.
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Last night, @POTUS invited the hardworking men who renovated the Reflecting Pool to the Oval Office ❤️ Every man received a signed hat and a presidential challenge coin!
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“Our Great ‘Warriors’ who fixed and rebuilt the Reflecting Pool!” - President Donald J. Trump
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Can someone please explain to me why Democrats are mad about this
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Overnight, U.S. forces seized the M/T Davina (a/k/a/ Lenore), a supertanker with the capacity for up to two million barrels of oil, and which is listed under U.S. Treasury Dept. sanctions on Iran’s petroleum and petrochemical sectors. The vessel is part of Iran’s Ghost Fleet, a network of illicit shipping facilitators that have enabled the Iranian regime to earn critical energy revenues, undermine stability in the region, and attack U.S. partners and allies. This seizure is part of DOJ’s work with our whole-of-government partners to disrupt Iran’s illicit oil smuggling and revenue generation that benefit the government of Iran and the IRGC.
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Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration. More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸
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Senators Schumer and Gillibrand responded to the Graham Platner scandals by simply saying that he would deliver Maine and give them back Senate control. In other words, we found the right Nazi-tattooed, sex-texting, rape-dismissing, veteran-defaming, self-proclaimed communist...
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