Jessica Jones.

And here I thought you’d grown an appreciation for the experiences at all.

You’re beginning to sound like someone who’s taken legitimate vacations. Plural.

You mean with a bunch of hoity toity, lazy, entitled trust fund babies rolling around in the sun? Sounds bah-oring.

The fuck is that.

“Changed man. Guess I can’t fault you for that.” Drawing the cup closer, it rises to her lips as she gives him a casual look. “So, what’s the occasion, anyway?”

Used to be ‘til I got tested 𝘵𝘰𝘰 often.

Ugh, just know you’re only getting away with it because 𝘐 happen to want pizza, too. Bum.

Wow. You might as well go into car dealership with that talk.

Changed my mind. Your name’s Penny Pinching Pete.

I don’t speak in euphemisms. But if we’re talking about a swear jar..

Not according to my calculations.

No use beating around the bush most of the time.

𝘝𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴. Jesus, what’s next – a werewolf Captain America?

Four more and I can get a hot dog.