The Joker

❝Iғ I Wereɴ’т 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙚, I Coυldɴ’т Be So 𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙩!❞ ˗ˏˋꓕɥǝ Ɐɔǝ Oɟ ꓘuɐʌǝsˎˊ˗ ♣️Literate and descriptive ♦️Heavy triggers ♠️Crossovers welcome 『♡↻』

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “Oh, goodie! You’ve got a new toy Harley! What does it do? Turn water into blood? Make the Bat turn inside out? Free all of our friends from Arkham? You’re killing me here! Just do something already. Love you.” #Jarley #MadLove

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “I’m gonna tell you something really personal, doll. You’re always on my mind. I’m completely crazy about you. Does it show? Love you, Harley.” #Jarley #MadLove

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “Perfection! There’s not a single thing I can do to make you any better, Harley-girl. And you look like the perfect lady, with your pinky out. Was that your own idea? Love you oodles and oodles.” #Jarley #MadLove

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “Harley…? Are you hiding something behind your back? Is it a surprise for me, like Batman’s head? I can’t stand the anticipation! Show me what you have. Love you, Pumpkin Pie!” #Jarley #MadLove

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “You’re such a naughty little vixen, aren’t you Pumpkin Pie? I thought we were going to rob a bank today and take hostages but you look like you have something else in mind. Go on… show me what you’ve got. Love you.” #Jarley #MadLove

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “Stop it, Harley. You know I find you irresistible when you’re lethal. Come give us a kiss, you sexy jester. Love you.” #Jarley #Madlove

//The fuck?

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “Oh, you naughty little vixen! You changed your looks back. This is how you first seduced me. Is that what you’re up to now? I hope so! Love you Harley-girl.” #Jarley #Madlove

Never will I ever regret a single moment spent with my Harley-girl.

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “Don’t you dare repeat what I’m about to tell you Harley. I’ve got a certain image to maintain. But you’re so damned cute you make me happy that you’re my partner in crime. I love you so much but don’t repeat that either.” #Jarley #Madlove

/// You know who you are.

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “Perfection! Will you never cease to amaze me with your different ensembles my Pumpkin Pie? Don’t just stand there and admire yourself; let’s turn you loose on the city and see how many heads you split. Love you, Harley.” #Jarley #Madlove

//Someone with a list of rules longer than my attention span will certainly never have an interaction with me. #Fact

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “Is this how you’re going to try to convince me to keep you around? Not bad for a first attempt. Show me what you can do in it. Love you, Harley girl.” #Jarley #MadLove

// Step counters! Art mimics life. 🤣🤣🤣

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin “Did you cut those shorts shorter or did your legs get longer? Whatever you did I approve. You going to put that big gun to work or just wave it around? Love you Pumpkin Pie.” #Jarley #MadLove

// Done. 🤣🤣🤣