The size of your garden is more important than the size of your house.

Why is therapist spelled like "the rapist". .

My calendar looks like a Tetris board having a stroke.

When that dose kicks in and your bones start feeling extra wet.

This doctor just looked my pregnant wife in the face and said she should be drinking Celsius and alhani for her exhaustion.... I am exhausted with these people.

It's 2026, can we reset the monopoly board yet?

Calling homeschool kids sheltered from inside your 8hr a day shelter is wild.

Either the fear goes away, or the opportunity does.

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Who doesn't like free money? Here for my $31.00 from @RevenueFamily

We express our feelings through memes, that's probably not goin anywhere.

I have a mullet now. That's it, that's the post.

Where's the lie

I'm having a girl!

Tell me how the final destination franchise traumatized you. I'll start, log carrying trucks.

Always lock your card when cancelling an insurance policy, they be scamming and saying sorry like they aren't hip.

What kinda gay people don't dance??

Everything changed when Mac Miller died.