@AFloridaMan5

UF’93, Work'em silly, Gators! Mockery and Scorn! Team Heavy D! Simultaneous sipper!☕️

 Hialeah, FL 🇺🇸
Joined May 2020
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FIGHT! FIGHT!FIGHT!
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MAZE
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It's nice to see that Chuck has stopped pretending to be a journalist and has fully embraced his true identity as a TDS suffering troll. Oddly, Chuck never applied his power of psychological analysis to this guy.
Chuck Todd
@chucktodd2h
Asking him the Q this way triggers him of course and reveals who he is, which is why he doesn’t have the temperament to be president and never has had the temperament. What’s important to the country and democracy and freedom ought to trump a fragile ego. And yet, lives are more endangered today in Ukraine simply because of this man’s lifelong self-esteem issues.
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WSVN 7 News
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Gubernatorial candidate David Jolly says Florida is ready to elect first Democratic governor in over 30 years
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Sean Davis
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Property taxes are fundamentally immoral.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk14h
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Steve Deace
@SteveDeaceShow21h
Do we have a plan for bombing Western European “sacred democracies” nuclear programs once they’re totally taken over by Islamists?
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Florida Gators Football
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FOR THE ORANGE AND BLUE 🎵
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 18
Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: ‘No One Is A Good Boy’ buff.ly/7DVri9H

Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: ‘No One Is A Good Boy’

SEATTLE, WA—Responding to his owner Matt affectionately calling him a “good boy” for fetching a stick, local Calvinist canine Rupert reportedly reminded him that “according to the Scriptures, nobody...

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Zach Abolverdi
@ZachAbolverdiOct 17
Jon Sumrall on what Florida’s 27-24 win means for the program. “We have to figure out how to suck less each week. We’re not a complete team yet.” Full press conference: youtu.be/_qvlKoBrAhg?si=PkNJ…
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Florida Gators 🐊🔥
@gatorssznOct 17
The University of Texas is calling
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Florida Gators 🐊🔥
@gatorssznOct 17
I am ready for my weekly 3 hours of suffering
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Steve Deace
@SteveDeaceShowOct 17
This guy is brazenly begging for Texans to reject him at this point. Almost like a subconscious cry for help to put him out of his misery. Which is why if he still gets elected in spite of all this, it tells you Texas as we’ve known it is over.
TheBlaze
@theblazeOct 17
James Talarico says he would “absolutely” support gun control and a ban on “assault weapons”
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Flappr
@flapprdotnetOct 16
A tradition unlike any other . . . It's Friday! Let's Work it Out!
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Michael Malice
@michaelmaliceOct 16
Theyve announced Katie Zacharia's replacement
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The Right To Bear Memes
@grandoldmemesOct 16
Fox News
@FoxNewsOct 16
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy
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Viva Frei
@thevivafreiOct 16
Ok… I’ll be Press Secretary.
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 16
Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism buff.ly/Z3gM6Qx

Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism

ANN ARBOR, MI — As the heated race for the open U.S. Senate seat in Michigan entered its final weeks, Democratic candidate Abdul Al-Sayed issued a fatwa against any journalists who ask questions...

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The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepubOct 16
If this doesn’t get you to the polls you are dead inside
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Clown World ™ 🤡
@ClownWorldOct 16
My first day with the Roadster 😭
🤝 Paid partnership
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 16
BREAKING: 60% chance Tesla and SpaceX merge within the next year — an all-time high.
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Prison Mitch
@PrisonmitchOct 16
Muslims after getting a Tesla Roadster:
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@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Steven Crowder
@scrowderOct 16
Leftists will look at this and ask why a man who built something extraordinary isn't being forced to surrender his fortune to fund everyone's free stuff.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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