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Welcome to the Official X of A Few Bad Newbies. 🤝
We offer an awful lot, and we're growing every day! To make our project easier to understand, we created this thread for you. 💎
Whether it be on our free foundation or in our optional business plan, welcome home.
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Update:
My goal is to make something fun, engaging, and fully functional before we take it to the next level with 3D pets, all while offering more than any maybe competition in the field.
Having the full ecosystem accessible in the COSMOS will only be a bonus by comparison.. 🍻 – at Saugerties South, NY
🌌 AFBN COSMOS
A scroll-driven journey through the @AFewBadNewbies ecosystem.
Each world is a chapter that expands as we do.
1. Zoom in. Play Street Claim.
2. Explore. Become part of the cosmos.
Public access is still ~30 days out.
Who's ready when the doors open?
The new @grok updates are great, but I find myself having to remind it that laziness is a human right in this relationship.
Subtle reminders that AI exists to entertain our laziness & excuses aren't allowed.
Somehow it produces better results. But if I were told this? Yikes! 😂 – at Kingston, NY
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While everyone else is still selling access…
@AFewBadNewbies is giving the entire foundation away.
○ Tools
○ Music
○ Games
○ Ladders
○ Education
○ Streaming
○ Entertainment
+ Much, much more.. 👇
Main hub → afbn.me
Terminal → newbius.afbn.me – at Saugerties South, NY
A Few Bad Newbies LLC. retweeted
🌌 AFBN COSMOS
A scroll-driven journey through the @AFewBadNewbies ecosystem.
Each world is a chapter that expands as we do.
1. Zoom in. Play Street Claim.
2. Explore. Become part of the cosmos.
Public access is still ~30 days out.
Who's ready when the doors open?
I told you so. :) No one believed me.
We’re completely fucked.
The most widely used (trading) apps in crypto are controlled by fiat billionaires or shady groups and people who have turned extracting money from this ecosystem into a fucking business model.
And you idiots keep feeding them your money while pretending you’re part of some financial revolution.
This industry is drowning in grifters who produce absolutely nothing of value, yet somehow become influential because they have the money to buy attention, manufacture credibility and manipulate an audience.
No wonder genuine builders struggle while the biggest parasites dominate.
In crypto, the size of your marketing budget increasingly matters more than what you actually build.
We've created an industry where the people extracting the most value get the most attention, and the people creating it are left fighting for scraps.
And the crowd keeps applauding.
Ideas are easy. Building them is the hard part. 🛠️
Web Apps.
Web3 dApps.
Browser Games.
Interactive tools.
Dashboards.
Rapid prototypes.
I'm William Simmons, an indie dev who coded both A Few Bad Newbies & Newbius Terminal.
Let's turn your idea into a working product today. 🍻 – at Saugerties South, NY
Got an idea? I'll build it. 💻🔥
Websites, custom code, automation, APIs, web apps & more.
I'm William Simmons, CEO of @AFewBadNewbies. Independent developer. Real solutions. No agency runaround.
DM me. Let's build your vision together today.
#WebDevelopment #SevenYearsOfWeb3 – at Saugerties South, NY
Ask anyone familiar with me...
Safety first, both in and out of Web3. – at Lincoln Park, NY
🌌 AFBN COSMOS
A scroll-driven journey through the @AFewBadNewbies ecosystem.
Each world is a chapter that expands as we do.
1. Zoom in. Play Street Claim.
2. Explore. Become part of the cosmos.
Public access is still ~30 days out.
Who's ready when the doors open?
I won't disappear. :) – at Saugerties South, NY
Is your Web3 project shipping… or dying in a repo?
Maybe you just want to finalize your AI Slop.
Perhaps you have a genuinely good idea.. 🤷♂️
I BUILD. I FIX. I ENHANCE.
> Full-Stack Web3 Developer
> Serious projects only
> @AFewBadNewbies
> HIRE ME and let’s build your vision
A Few Bad Newbies LLC. retweeted
Is your Web3 project shipping… or dying in a repo?
Maybe you just want to finalize your AI Slop.
Perhaps you have a genuinely good idea.. 🤷♂️
I BUILD. I FIX. I ENHANCE.
> Full-Stack Web3 Developer
> Serious projects only
> @AFewBadNewbies
> HIRE ME and let’s build your vision – at Saugerties South, NY
A Few Bad Newbies LLC. retweeted
This is who runs this account while coding you a better tomorrow every today, just so you know...
A Few Bad Newbies LLC. retweeted
Apparently success & money mean I'm supposed to ditch the tank & jeans for a "professional" look.
Hate to break it to everyone -- I'll always be a Newbie in jeans & tank. I only put this on for the picture.
My name's William Simmons, and I built all of @AFewBadNewbies for you.. – at Malden, NY
ISO: @unity / @UnrealEngine developer
WHY: The original emoji-based Street Claim game is finished and prepared for the next version, which involves animated non-emoji-based pets
PAY: collectively shared 30% of game net profits between all hired developers
SEND DM if interested – at Saugerties South, NY
🌌 AFBN COSMOS
A scroll-driven journey through the @AFewBadNewbies ecosystem.
Each world is a chapter that expands as we do.
1. Zoom in. Play Street Claim.
2. Explore. Become part of the cosmos.
Public access is still ~30 days out.
Who's ready when the doors open?
If someone is pretending to do airdrops in order to farm platform monetization, then they are just as toxic as those who are rugging the charts in my opinion.
You don't have to agree or follow my lead. But, I block extractors from my timeline because Web3 is better than this. 🫂
I have diamond hands. – at Saugerties South, NY
On behalf of @gravemint, I’ll be giving away 3 WL spots on @KingAnt Project Anthood.
1. Tag 3 people
2. QT this post WHY you believe you should get a WL
3. Follow @MrDigit & @KingAnt
Winners will be announced in 24 hours. Good luck!
























