Dad to three little lads. Mancunian. #MUFC. Grassroots football coach. 🎹 I love you from the bottom of my pencil case...

Lancashire
Joined February 2009
Man Utd 1-0 Hull, post-match. Kill me now.
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Red card? 😂 yeah game's gone. Might as well pack this in.
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Baleba came on, won the ball, wriggled away from pressure, and switched it out to the wing and Old Trafford reacted like we'd just won the Treble. Brother we are starving.
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- 60pt deduction for this season - 30pt deduction for each of the next 5 years in the PL (whenever they return) - Stripped of league titles - Owners banned City are guilty of turbo-charging their processes in order to win. As @AdamCrafton_ says, that should now be decelerated.
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I'm going to say this again in clear, simple terms so there can be no equivocation: Prior to Brexit, immigrants very rarely came to the UK in small boats because it is an extremely dangerous mode of transport. They came in lorries. Organised smuggling gangs knew that because there was free movement of goods between EU countries that there was a high chance that a lorry concealing immigrants would not be searched. I am sure you all remember that terrible case of a lorry-load of migrants from China and Vietnam that was abandoned in Essex. 31 men and 8 women died. The onset of Brexit meant that gradually, from approx 2018 onwards, more and more stringent checks began being carried out on lorries, as well as increased security at ferry ports - even Newhaven-Dieppe are surrounded with high barbed wire security fences, and every vehicle leaving Dieppe is opened and checked, so I imagine it must be pretty much the same at Calais and Boulogne as well. We have no idea how many people a year arrived in the UK unlawfully by lorry. The reason for this is because they were literally untrackable. Occasionally you would see a lorry stopped by the M2 or the M25 with a handful of people standing behind the safety barrier while the police had the blue lights on. But they certainly could not track what they didn't know about. The likelihood is that there were a great many more people getting into the country. The overwhelming majority of them would disappear into the undergrowth, never to be seen again until either a) they committed an offence b) they were caught in raids working illegally c) they either walked into a police station to claim asylum almost immediately or d) they popped over the parapet several years later because they wanted to regularise their status, either by marrying, or because they had children, or under the Long Residence rules - it used to be 15 years but is now 20 years. If you can prove you have been in the UK continuously for 20 years and have otherwise kept your nose clean, you are entitled to limited leave to remain. Eventually you might get settlement after 30 years - again, if you can prove you have always been in the country in that time. You will not get nationality if you entered the country illegally these days, though, unless you can show that there is something exceptional about your contribution to society. The small boats are different. The small boats are highly visible. The small boats - and their passengers - are very easy to spot, and very easy for the Coastguard and Border Force to track. A man from the BBC used to spend all his time stood on a cliff counting them post-Brexit. Yes, there will be the occasional one that slips through undetected. But that is the opposite of the way it was with lorry smuggling, where it was the occasional one that was actually detected, and the majority slipping through un-noticed. The irony of Farage, Lowe, Robinson, Tommo and all the other far-right screechers claiming we are unsafe because of "fighting age men" arriving on these boats is hilarious if it wasn't so desperate. When the boats arrive, every person is fingerprinted, screened and vetted as best we can, although another irony of Brexit is we no longer have automatic access to Europol except if we have grounds to suspect someone is a criminal rather than just an asylum seeker, so well done Brexit for that as well. Also, as we are no longer party to what's called the Dublin Agreement, whereas before we could make an application to France to take them back, and take responsibility for the asylum claim, now we are out of the EU we can't do that either. But at least we know who is here, we have their fingerprints, and we know who they are. In short, we are arguably safer from the "fighting age men" now that at any time in the past 30-odd years. The numbers are reducing. The numbers of crossings are reducing. I hold no candle for Labour these days, but at least they are processing the backlog the Tories (deliberately?) built up and those who don't have the right here are being deported as well. Boris Johnson is as full of shit as he always was. Feel free to share this.
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Oasis touring and city in league 2. The 90's are back. 😎
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It only changes when they go, I'm at peace with it.
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The overreaction to the Derby and subsequent narrative shift, based on one unforgivable human error, is bordering on insane. Mainoo... Anderson... Enzo Fernandez... Bruno... referees... VAR... there's no middle ground or nuance anymore. Everything is either amazing or shit. #mufc
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They claimed it was only illegal migrants who they had a problem with. They claimed it was only foreigners who couldn't speak English that they had a problem with They claimed it was only foreigners who didn't integrate that they had a problem with. Posts like this from a failed Reform candidate show that, actually, it's schoolchildren who have earned a place at high achieving schools that they have a problem with, if they happen to have black or brown skin. It doesn't matter to them if they came here legally, it doesn't matter to them if they have embraced life in this country, it doesn't matter if they were born here, to parents born here. They're not white so to warped individuals like Matthew, they're a problem. They aren't, people like him, and those that enable them are.
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There's a way to lose. Attacking with fight. But losing like that is so pathetic. Clinging on for 30 mins with 6 defenders. All the momentum and goodwill completely undone. Shameful. #ENGARG
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#NORENG – at es Castell, Espanya
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Getting bullied aerially. Never thought I'd say these words but this is made for Dan Burn. #ENG
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Basically did an England vs Italy. Score too early in a major final, can't keep the ball, manager puts handbrake on, eventually concede and lose on pens.
I appreciate it’s still incredibly raw but could I ask Arsenal fans; were you ok with the tactical approach or did you want a little more drive tactically? From my POV, I feel the early goal set a tone that forced you to sit even more than you would have wanted, that fair?
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This is so beautiful, what a lovely neighbour. Bless Lynn.
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Villa players had to be breathalysed before the game and still turned them over 🙃
Whatever happens Sunday it won’t be as embarrassing as whiskey nose shipping 5 to West Brom in his last game 🤣🤣🤣
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Genuinely think this lot could beat the first team, and none of them are on the plane.
No Harry Maguire, Adam Wharton, Jarrod Bowen, Morgan Gibbs-White, Cole Palmer, Luke Shaw or Lewis Hall in England's World Cup squad? Instead Dan Burn, Jordan Henderson, Jarell Quansah, Anthony Gordon & John Stones make the cut? Thomas Tuchel's questionable talent ID is why he shouldn't be given major power at club level & it has shown again here.
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Almost unbelievable forecast from tonight’s European model it has trended hotter. We see 32C/90F daily between this Sunday and next Tuesday in London area. Hard to believe we just experienced coolest mid May period in 15 years and now we look to see a historic heatwave. The change is violent.
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Congratulations to @B_Fernandes8 for being voted the Footballer of the Year. The @ManUtd captain garnered 45 per cent of votes, 28 ahead of runner-up Declan Rice, while Erling Haaland was third. He is the first United player to win our award since Wayne Rooney in 2010 #FOTY2026 footballwriters.co.uk/editor…
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They're always so brave on social media but become cowards when confronted with their own words. A reform candidate was confronted about his racist social media posts.
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