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UM HELLO PRETTY LADY CAN I KISS YOUR COOL FACE AND BLOW YOUR BACK OUT?

YOU’RE TOO PRETTY WORDS NOT WORKING.

Understandable, hard as a rock now.

… … … … … … … … … … Uh. How? 💦💦💦

… … does she at least get sex out of this whole exchange… ? 💦

should she be excited or absolutely terrified—

she gets the sneaking suspicion this woman doesn’t need protection either… was this all part of her evil plan?! 😖

GUH— HUH—BOOBS JUMPSCARE?! She flinches, glancing up after a moment, cheeks a bright crimson as she shakes. “ U-uh! Um! Uh. . . ! N-nothing you’d c-cafe about, really… j-just… tuning up my bike… “

GOOD ENOUGH!!! 💖💖💖

okay true fair valid even however; counterpoint. pretty please with a cherry on top?

objectively speaking yes. that being said— 👋

um… okay but… s-she warned you! ahem— Y-You’re really pretty and your eyes are so cool looking a-and I’ve seen your sword stuff and it’s awesome you’re kind of like an inspiration to me—I-I use swords sometimes too but I’m nowhere NEAR as cool as you and—!!!

… … … Okay but… what if she gets annoying about it—

huh— wha— what did she do⁉️ 😵‍💫

Ah—! Nonono, sorry! I didn’t mean to worry you… ! I don’t like… really mean it! mostly. aw jeez—now I feel like I’m guilt tripping you…