Alfred E Newman eff/em ™ 🇨🇦 retweeted
On a carnivore diet people rarely fart at all
If you think farting all the time is a sign of a healthy diet
Then you are likely retarded
My sister asked me today to take her off the will as executor because "You have Bitcoin and I dont know anything about that and I dont understand it and wouldnt know what to do."
This is still a major problem for BTC adoption. It is universal across all generations.
Younger people dont even own a computer anymore (or a printer) and its all apps on a phone. We're going backwards with tech.
Meanwhile I dont know how to use apps ...
Alfred E Newman eff/em ™ 🇨🇦 retweeted
🇳🇵🚨 L’écriture de cette adolescente népalaise est si PARFAITE qu’elle est considérée comme la PLUS BELLE JAMAIS vue au MONDE !
À 14 ans, Prakriti Malla est en 8e année dans une école de Bhaktapur, au Népal. La photo d’un de ses devoirs est partagée sur X. Ses lettres sont si régulières qu’on les croirait imprimées.
Mais ce n’est que le début. En décembre 2022, elle remet à l’ambassade des Émirats au Népal une lettre écrite de sa main. Les Émirats finiront par récompenser son écriture.
(YourTango)
Have you ever wondered what it costs to have a macho police force who look more militarized than the nice officers who used to drive Beetles and Novas?
The operating bill in Canada is about $506 a person. For a family of four that is roughly $2,000 a year!
Add new vehicles and buildings and the family bill rises about another $100, to roughly $2,100.
Meanwhile, people are afraid to even deal with the police. Angus Reid has published that trust in the RCMP was nearly two-thirds in the mid-2010s and is now less than half by 2022.
Salaries and benefits are about 83 percent of operating costs. Ontario’s 2025 Sunshine List named about 25,400 police employees earning over $100,000, averaging about $150,000 among those listed. Toronto had more than 7,000 names. Five sergeants and constables cleared $350,000 on overtime!! The Toronto chief made $445,000. The Peel chief made $604,000.
In 1985 the real operating cost was $137 a person. Converted into 2022 dollars, that is about $330. Real spending per Canadian is up about 50 percent. That is not nothing.
Inflation did the rest of the damage to the sticker price. A 1970 dollar buys roughly eight 2025 dollars.
Yes, you heard that right. In the last 55 years, one dollar became eight. A 1970 dollar had the buying power of about eight 2025 dollars, so it now takes eight dollars to buy what one dollar bought then
It was not always like that. From 1915 to 1970, prices rose only about 3.3 times, not eight, and that stretch included two world wars.
Alfred E Newman eff/em ™ 🇨🇦 retweeted
This is the most amazing political 2 minutes I've ever heard from a political leader in Canada.
Parti Quebecois Leader Paul St-Pierre Plamondon tells it straight.
Growing GDP does not make you, as a citizen more prosperous. At best, the economy is growing in size.
What is happening most is that the labour pool is growing. As something becomes more plentiful, its cost goes down. If you increase the labour pool in Canada, wages go down. Mass immigration is helping make you poorer.
Ladies, I need to settle an argument:
Is the use of the word girl inappropriate when its a grown female woman? Does it automatically infer kids?
If a guy says I like [insert descriptor here] girls. Is that creepy or weird?
X is one place I can say what I want, and not one single member of my family or friends circle know about my X account. For me, this is cathartic - have you ever realized how much we normallyhave to check ourselves irl?
I started anon so I could post while at work and say things that would otherwise get me fired. But although I am anon, I am not a troll - this is the real me. It has its place.
Almost exactly 1 year ago - Sept 29th 2025 - BTC hit an ATH of about 173 CAD. If/when we hit that again some people will sell out - they know that number will come again and they regret not selling then so they will this time as a set point. There will be resistance there.
One day this past year I (64M) woke up and realized that pussy wasnt interesting anymore - I just wasnt wanting to spend my time pursuing or looking at it. Its weird and made me a bit concerned, but also - its a big relief.
Private (est):
1. Satoshi 1.096M
2. Unknown 92k
3. Unknown 78k
4. Winklevoss 70k
5. Unknown 54k
6. Unknown 52k
7. Unknown 44k
8. Draper 30k
9. Saylor 18k
10. Unknown 30k
Total ~1.56M
Corporate:
1. Strategy 846k
2. Block.one ~164k
3. Tether 100k
4. XXI 44k
5. Metaplanet 43k
6. MARA 36k
7. Strive 26k
8. Bullish 22k
9. SpaceX 19k
10. COIN 18k
Total ~1.32M
State:
1. US 328k
2. China 190k
3. UK 61k
4. Ukraine 46k
5. El Salvador 8k
6. UAE 6k
7. Kazakhstan 4k
8. NK 0.8k
9. Bhutan 0.5k
10. Venezuela 0.2k
Total ~644k
ETFs/Funds:
1. IBIT 787k
2. FBTC 177k
3. GBTC 132k
4. Mini 63k
5. BITB 38k
6. ARKB 35k
7. HODL 15k
8. BRRR 6k
9. EZBC 6k
10. BTCO 5k
Total ~1.26M
Grand ~4.8M
Ests; shift often.
Alfred E Newman eff/em ™ 🇨🇦 retweeted
Want to see something totally retarded?
Simon Fraser University put out half a dozen videos teaching how to pronounce names of places on campus.
Check out the actors.
Link to more videos:
sfu.ca/content/sfu/main/abou…
Have you ever noticed the most vile offensive replies are always from accounts that have < 100 subs?
Now when I see someone cursing at me, first thing I do is look at the subs and the age of the account - most often it doesnt deserve a response.
@X new accounts that just go around and insult people and curse at us should be nuked.
Go Woke - Go Broke! FAFO
Starbucks is closing approximately 250 locations in the coming days as the coffee chain continues to prune its store count during its turnaround efforts. cnn.it/4hc2vgH
What happened to my @X account, am I somehow shadowbanned? Every day when I log in I usually see a lot of activity, the last two days no notifications. WTF is going on?
Stating the obvious - Men are Men and Women are Women and we need to give each other permission to be just that - and we dont have to even try to understand - we never will - the only thing we can understand is we will never understand, and thats ok, because for some reason - God made us that way.
A good relationship needs to be like a comfortable old sweater, with stains and holes in it - but its still your favorite because it just feels so right and warm and cozy when you put it on.
It can be hard, or it can be easy - just surrender and choose easy.
















