@ADDcups
Joined May 2013
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Why is everyone who works there holding a coffee at all times. I hate them
Tommy Hawkins@tommyhawkinsOct 13
The Kelly Clarkson thing is the gift that keeps giving. Crisis Managers are going to be able to use this whole thing as a training video on how not to behave. He spoke about how all their friends have reached out, yet none have advised them to shut the fuck
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Anyone wanna go halvsies on life
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You’re in his dms I’m telling him what color we’re wearing today
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First in my bloodline to accidentally Pavlov myself into dating a man that I found incredibly annoying by hitting his vape immediately upon seeing him every time we hung out for a full 6 months until I Realized
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Sometimes I see ads like this in the subway and remember that I have a degree in advertising and feel a sort of obligation to step in and help. Similar to how a doctor must feel on a plane in a medical emergency
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Just plucked a load bearing eyebrow hair by mistake I’m gonna kms
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Rue’s Last Fix
@CurttiMagurttiMar 3
Who fucking closed last night?
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Nick and Vanessa Lachey should be put down
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chloe star@snowieconeFeb 20
i miss when weed made me feel like i was in Skins UK
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𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 .@misskerringtonFeb 14
sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me
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The best thing you can do for yourself is become unragebaitable
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Rodericka Applewhaite
@Rodericka5 Nov 2025
Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out
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whoever is praying on my downfall cut it out
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charlie@chunkbardey23 May 2025
at the Wanting a boyfriend factory (trip with family)
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I fear my airport bagel wasn’t constructed with love
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Everyone is unemployment maxing at WSP rn
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Not me tho. I’m here on business
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Toast is a top tier food. People forget this
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Olfactory ethics
yammi
@sighyam5 Dec 2024
I farted so loudly at my almost empty gym today while struggling with the last rep of my bench press and people turned around and fr looked at the fat dude minding his business omg I had to actually say “my bad” so that people didn’t think it was him
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I am attracted to Steve Kornacki
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