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Joined December 2011
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If Route 9 had a slogan it would be “come on down to route 9 fly down it doing 110 or sit in traffic for 6 hours either way go fuck yourself”-Route 9
The only logical answer is Joe Flacco
Potential QB options for Giants after Jaxson Dart's season-ending injury 👀
Full list here: bleacherreport.com/articles/…
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This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I read the caption and still couldn’t have possibly prepared myself for how funny it would be.
EXCLUSIVE: AI actress Tilly Norwood glitches and starts speaking CHINESE during her interview with Piers Morgan and real-life actor Tom Conti...
Watch the full interview at 7pm (BST)👇
📺 youtube.com/piersmorganuncen…
@piersmorgan | @TillyNorwoodX
Barbados Slim retweeted
Is it gayer to have sex with a man or to partake in the Yankees roll call? #latenightthoughts
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Roy Oswalt was on a bulldozer in central Mississippi when he found out about a viral "MVP Baseball 2005" challenge: throwing a perfect game with Roy Oswalt.
12 days.
1,993 attempts.
This is the story of a Sisyphean pursuit of perfection.
Read for free: nytimes.com/athletic/7525534…
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This game came on when i was a sophomore in college and a FWB invited me over same day and I said we could turn it off early if the game was bad and she got increasingly exasperated with me after I got over and refused to turn the game off to have sex
Barbados Slim retweeted
the cut from the girls all screaming in their cab to the guys sitting in theirs in dead silence makes me cackle every fucking time this is deadass the best show on earth
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Can you spell that for me?
Certainly. That's Robert Jr.
R as in Robert Jr.
O as in Oh my god it's Robert Jr.
B as in By god that's Robert Jr.
E as in Everybody loves Robert Jr.
R as in Robert Jr.
T as in Tim, look over there it's Robert Jr.
Barbados Slim retweeted
“Homer would’ve hated Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”
“Homer would’ve loved Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”
Homer: “tell me more about these “femboys”
Barbados Slim retweeted
Don’t go to Europe and ask for an egg n cheese on a roll after a night out 💀
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Stolen from @joshbythesea on Instagram. Is not the poster's original content.
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