@ACelia32

Jesus - Family - Veteran - NFT & Crypto Degen - RE Investor

United States
Joined January 2021
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Just minted Stonk Intern #6277, the Divergent intern of StonkBroker #1833 on Robinhood Chain. Job title: Head Floor Runner. Fully on chain SVG, its own wallet, traits that update themselves. stonkbrokers.cash/marketplac…
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The Interns have arrived on Robinhood Chain.
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More details from The Interns whitepaper: • 8,888 Interns, two per StonkBroker • One V1 Sigma and one V2 Woke • 56 total 1/1 Interns • First 24 hours cost $20 in ETH plus 999 $STONKBROKER • Cost increases by 999 $STONKBROKER daily until reaching 9,999 • Unminted Interns become dormant and cost more to release later • Brokers assign each Intern 0%, 0.5%, 1%, 2%, or 2.5% of Clock In revenue • Pay determines job title and can only increase • Inactive parent Brokers pause Intern pay • Every Intern has its own token bound wallet • Live Interns can be activated, named and traded ——— Interns will also operate their own Clock In, Exchange, naming marketplace and V2 lending desk. A lower cost entry into the entire $STONKBROKER ecosystem. The cheapest day to hire your Intern is day one. Who is CLOCKING IN? ⏰
The Interns by robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 mint this Friday, September 18, on Robinhood Chain. What we know: • Only activated StonkBroker NFTs can mint Interns • Each Broker can create only two Interns…..ever • Every Intern is designed to match its Broker’s unique traits • There will be multiple classes of Interns • Each Intern receives its own base pay • The minter chooses an additional bonus: 0.05%, 1%, or 2.5% • Initial mint cost will be around $20–$30 • The mint price will accelerate quickly during the first month before the rate of increase slows Don’t own a StonkBroker yet? Pick one up on OpenSea or through the Anvil AMM, then activate it at any level you can afford. Turn notifications on for @ClutchMarkets so you get the latest updates.
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📣Announcing ApeGames 2026 at Charleston SC @BoredApeYC Apefest on Sunday, October 18 starting at 10am. We outside at Palmetto Island County Park (Big Oak Shelter). 🎟️Limited capacity with different ticket options. 🍔Taste of Charleston BBQ (paid ticket) 😎Come hang out to enjoy the vibes or compete with 5 person teams. Link below 🔗👇
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The StonkLauncher and Smart LP Vaults by StonkBrokers are now officially live on Arbitrum One. @arbitrum
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I sized in heavy into cets-on-gold:native at an average fill of $5.7M mc Generational R:R... Hearing things
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THIS battle will define crypto this cycle SOLANA has struck back at ROBINHOOD $SOL v $HOOD is a battle for GLOBAL onchain stock dominance and its just beginning to heat up Watch NOW nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1wGWjlPlp…
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My single most controversial take of this cycle is that OLD COINS will make you richer than new ones this cycle Now this may seem absolutely INSANE in the context of a meme coin cycle Most of the reason people hate "VC coins" is that there were years of token overhang so they never pumped Well kids, those vesting schedules are done now. Almost every big DeFi name is nearly fully circ and they still run shit Once they pivot to token buybacks and burns we will see these old dino coins fly 20-50X+ and you will not have to wake up in cold sweats every night holding them That's why they will make you richer than the memes, which we've already seen burn 99% of people gambling on them I'm going to still play onchain but I look forward to winning in size on several of these bets that new gen crypto have written off as dead due to token overhangs that are no longer a factor TLDR, fully circulating VC coins will create way more winners than meme coins this cycle Let's bet on this shit
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