on other sites as @acartooncat (He/Him)
United Kingdom
Joined October 2020
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Remember when people actually made original jokes and didn't just repeat the same ones in short form video content getting slowly worse each time?
That was fun
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll still land amongst the star...wait, no OMG WHAT? DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST SHOOT AT THE MOON?!
WE NEED THAT
DAMN DUDE CHILL
What do you mean gyms cost £50 a month
This level of paywall would have crippled the pokemon world economy in DAYS
Girlfriend: It's not going to happen, take it off. Let's just play golf.
Me (taking off my Tune Squad shirt): Ok FINE. But you're explaining to Bugs why im not match ready if it does LINDA.
I present to you a list a year in the making...
Genuine things my wonderfully odd bus driver has done over the last 12 months
I've done many embarrassing things
This morning at work I got my words muddled and accidentally led 50 babies and parents in a rendition of "If You're Clappy and you Ho it"
I may quit
The "first they came for" poem is good and all,
...but honestly if you need the prospect of potential future pain for yourself as a reason to stand up for what is right your whole motivation is already fucked 🤷
J has absolutely no business being as early in the alphabet as it is
Get down there with the Zs and Ys already you're not fooling anybody
If youre here because you saw one of my screenshot tweets pop up on a different site, do me a favour and go tell the person who posted it TO MAKE THEIR OWN CONTENT FOR ONCE
Ok cool love you :)
Just been jumpscared by a screenshot of one of my old tweets doing numbers on some dudes instagram reel
Let me tell you this is a real conflict of emotions for an introvert