@ACWMH

Bossy, sarcastic ginger marries an engineer who thinks he's funny, then writes about it. He has to tell me he loves me every time he says something stupid.

 St Louis, MO
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Joined October 2013
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If anyone's looking for GOOD reasons to get married, I wrote a guest post for @Blondewritemore about it. blondewritemore.com/2017/08/…
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Not how HIPAA works, hon. Now, if YOUR DOCTOR jumped in and answered the question, HE would be in violation of HIPAA.
Acyn
@Acyn20 Jul 2021
Question: Have you yourself been vaccinated? Greene: Your first question is a violation of my HIPAA rights
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Soren Bowie@Soren_Ltd4 Feb 2021
I will never write dialogue this funny in my whole life.
Brian Jordan Alvarez
@brianjoralvarez3 Feb 2021
Thinking about this xitter.cf/katebushvgore/status/1…
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Imagine building your entire career on pretending you understand the market and being undone by the people that call them stonks.
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Husband's co-workers just heard me ask "do you need to poop?" How's your day going?
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Suddenly a global pandemic is no longer the most chaotic thing going on right now. Well done 2021.
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Michael McKean
@MJMcKean7 Jan 2021
Hey, Manson didn’t stab anyone. Incitement is a real crime.
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Jess Dweck@TheDweck6 Jan 2021
Just our luck that this is the one country we won’t send the military into to restore democracy
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Who calls to talk politics on Christmas? My mother-in-law, that's who. Hope you're all having a painless, lecture-free holiday.
Just realized 2020 is almost over and my greatest accomplishment might be learning to get dressed with a bird on my shoulder.
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I promise, it's not too late to watch every one of these films before Christmas morning. So technically, I'M not late. actualconversationswithmyhus…
Some of you got all your shopping done weeks or months ago. This post isn't for you, but you might still enjoy it! actualconversationswithmyhus…
I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea
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In which my life gets a whole lot better... and messier... and noisier. actualconversationswithmyhus…
"President Trump was following my condition and cleared me for the monoclonal antibody therapy that he had previously received, which I am convinced saved my life.” Wonder how families of the 1,900 who died today feel when they see stuff like this. npr.org/sections/coronavirus…

Ben Carson Says He Was 'Desperately Ill' With The Coronavirus

The secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development says in a Facebook post that he credits monoclonal antibody treatments with helping him recover from COVID-19.

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Unicorn says: feel what you’re feeling.
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In which I spill as many of the beans as I'm allowed, which is proof that I shouldn't be considered a responsible adult. actualconversationswithmyhus…
I got suspended once for not verifying my identity immediately. But this is fine too, I guess.
Reuters
@Reuters12 Nov 2020
Mark Zuckerberg told an all-staff meeting that Steve Bannon has not violated enough policies to be suspended from Facebook. The ex-Trump adviser suggested in a now-removed video that FBI Director Christopher Wray and Dr. Anthony Fauci should be beheaded reut.rs/36waPSB
This needs to be a worldwide tradition immediately.
PostSecret@postsecret12 Nov 2020
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Lying-ass fortune cookie. instagram.com/p/CHcN3imgIUi/…
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