Andrew Blakeley

@ComediansFpl on the theme of Sheffield snow + football... Sheffield Wednesday's Josh Windass had to pick stranded players up in his 7-seater all terrain vehicle so they could make the game. When he scored he did this celebration xitter.cf/swfc/status/1634838559…

I know physiognomy is out of fashion, but you only need look at Gavin Williamson's face to know he's a prick.

Just wonderful editing, bringing together my favourite thing with my least favourite thing.

Always check the double meaning of your headline

Looks like The UK Economy has joined the Anti-Growth Coalition.

The person making decisions on our public health, including plans to reduce smoking. Hmm.

Old people on the other hand...

The survey said the other half were total nerds theguardian.com/society/2022…

at this point just let the asteroids hit Earth

The world just lost a truly giant intellect and incredible talent. Few will ever come close to the achievements of Hilary Mantel.

Only the UK could be angrier at perceived queue jumping than systematic inequality, rising food bank use and people choosing between heating and eating

They reckon 250,000 people joined #TheQueue, so that's 0.37% of the UK population, and not representative of anything in particular.

Why has Liz Truss flown to the USA to meet Biden who was in London yesterday? Have they so little regard for the climate or common sense?

No gains, only loss.

I honestly can't think of anything or anyone I would queue 30 hours for

This account has been one of my faves for a while, there's got to be some good content inbound now that some footy is back post-mourning

My Nan's funeral is meant to be on Monday the 19th. Any idea if it'll be able to go ahead?

Just like adland, they ignore class and equality of opportunity when it comes to diversity.

Love that the Telegraph thinks we're all at home using desktop computers as it tries to scare us back into the office