Professional Actor, Comedian, ADHD Careers coach. I don't know how to say this, but, I'm kind of a big deal. Spotlight pin - 0299-4504-8274
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@elonmusk Thanks for the tweet! My speech “Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana” is now going viral! youtu.be/6IBeXspsZ0s
Bl***y Kenyon, coming over here, taking our sexist attitudes. Come on @reformparty_uk send him back where he came from! Allegedly 🤣 #reformuk #kenyon #allegedly
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Just saw the hashtag #Drugreform and thought "Will that make them better or worse!?" #Drugreform #Reformsurge #Ezergood #itwasacceptableinthe80s
Farage fans getting excited coz they think @reformparty_uk have made a Christmas panto. Obviously the Reform panto production is simply titled "Reform" (while falling apart)
#ReformShitshow #reformuk #Christmaspanto #pantoseason #generalelection #Reformsurge
My Nordic friend has just been arrested for making German sausages out of waterfowl. Looks like Fins have taken a Tern for the Wurst.
#Puns
#DadJokes
#Wordplay
#NordicHumor
#WurstPuns
#BirdWatchers
#FunnyTweets
#Punny
#Adamakingithappen
People would rather argue with Vegans than simply accept that "their choice" financially supports animal abuse. #vegantruths #veganfacts #animalagriculture #ownitorshutup #meatisforpussies
Couldn't believe @BBCRadio2 advertised a show just for @reformparty_uk voters. Turns out I just lost signal for a moment and they were actually talking about the Country show. #Reform #bbcradio2 #farage #grifter #whatacountry #countrymusic
I'm at the age where I get to play a game called "Testicle or knee?". Also, ripped skinny jeans at 53? I'll just go give myself a slap 🤣 #moreindenialthantilapia #holdingbacktheyears #itsinmyjeans
Throughout your entire life, in whatever situation you find yourself in, you will only ever have 3 options. Those are;
1: Accept it.
2: Change it.
3: Leave it.
#loveMondays #achangewilldoyougood #careercoaching #absolutioncoaching
So @BTBroadbandOUT @bt_uk broadband and engineer service is just wonderful. Been getting 10mbps MAX for months and TWICE engineers have not entered my property to fix the fault. And that £100 money back guarantee DOESN'T apply if it is a fault! Seriously, go with someone else
@rose_matt you recently featured diary entries people had no idea about and this "tight pants/body rolls 10 year anniversary" was one. I can only imagine this person discovered the below video 10 years ago and felt the need to celebrate. 🤷🏼♂️ ifeeltheneedtoinsertlitsoftexthere
Invest in this British made Indie film and you can get yourself a profit share, a digital copy of the movie, a poster, a ticket to the Premiere, there's something for any level of investment! indiegogo.com/projects/the-d…
I've always wanted to shop like a billionaire. Thank goodness I can now buy my sparkly dresses and accessories from TEMU just like these guys do!
A day of AI motion capture for @synthesiaIO #presenterlife #actorlife #AIcapture #londonactor #Londonpresenter #adamakingithappen #absolutioncoaching
On our journey, it's VERY easy to focus on how far we have yet to travel, God has a plan for you, he'a brought you through many hardships and he wants you to keep going. 🙏 #trustintheprocess #adamakingithappen #justkeepgoing #absolutioncoaching #followme #followmyjourney
A dog is a pig is a cow is a chicken is a lamb is a sheep is a fish IS AN ANIMAL. ALL animals deserve a life free from oppression, slavery, suffering and abuse. And only YOU can make that happen. Choose peace, choose love, choose compassion. Choose Vegan 🙏 #southkorea #dogmeat
Where you are is not WHO you are. You are NOT your location, your job, your position, your bank account, your number of followers etc. You are not a human being on a spiritual journey, you are a spiritual being on a human journey #absolutioncoaching
So, crowdfunding for #thedegeneratefilm has begun! Can't wait to get to work on this exciting Indie film by @BrendenSingh and @timeremedia
youtu.be/6u01ZbuwWXM
Just been tipped £10 by a player who told me "You're the best host I've ever seen". I'm very much appreciating this feed back! #londonquiz #londonquizhost #londonpresenter #presentingskills #publicspeaking
OK, so maybe I DID promise not to buy any more books until I'd finished "How to feel better" by @ruthkudzicoach but a friend told me I HAD to get "Dirty laundry" by Richard Pink and Roxanne Emery (AKA ADHD_love) Absolutely LOVING it so far. Very open, very honest and VERY funny!
Tonight I shall be performing some of that (hopefully!) funny stuff at The Crown, Blackheath for @comedyrumblings. Why not pop along and say hi! And laugh. A lot. #adamakingithappen #londonstandup #comedyrumblings
