@ABCDerek_

As long as you’re alive, you have infinite chances~

 Las Vegas, NV
Joined January 2012
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I was crying the first time I saw this clip. Kenny’s muffled “that makes you very fucking gay” broke me.
Is Portal@is__portalOct 18
Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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Here we go 🔥
NIMDA
@nimda_uk10h
THE INFAMOUS NIMDA LOST LANDS SET FULL SET IN BIO. S.U.K.T.
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I need to keep reminding myself to stretch daily
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I miss when things used to be funny.
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mfs be following you but won’t like a damn thing including you
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this is a terrible time to meet me in life I do not give a fuck anymore 😭
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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Mutual w 85 followers and hasn't tweeted since 2020 liked my tweet. Thats who I fuckn do it for.
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It’s always his shirt ripping but never his pants like lemme see that big green cock
Marvel Replica
@MarvelReplicaOct 17
Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026)
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glocky@chefkumquatOct 18
buddy in da hoodie scrappy as shit and got heart
Fight_source
@fight_source1Oct 18
WATCH: Too many peptides buddy got a glass jaw .
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if this is your response to somebody trying to help others then you are miserable and WANT to be miserable. i genuinely wish you the best of luck if this is the mentality that you live your life with.
HANO🚦🪨@HANOHXNOOct 18
a chunk of these tips to “beat” depression go out the door when ur material conditions dont allow for it. Chronically ill and cant move? Then suddenly yoga, finding a club, hiking/hugging a tree doesnt work. You live in a country with unreliable mental health care? Then good luck
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Some people really just want to feel validated. But they gotta really want it and put in the effort to get better. I know it aint easy but they gotta truly spend some time and think hard about it. Ain’t nobody going to save you
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Some people are truly stupid. Like please just shut the fuck up 🫩
Pho Queue@metallicsharpi3Oct 18
Replying to @yuqition
but people who recover didn't have it. that's the thing i'm getting at. if you can "snap out of it," you never had a disorder to begin with.
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i said putting in the effort to get better helped me improve my mental health and not be suicidal anymore and they still said my depression “must not have been too bad” if i was able to get better lolz. like okay man..
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@irkiioOct 18
I literally cant view goku in a sexual light hes like family
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Ever since I pre-ordered the iPhone duo, my iPhone has been heating up like crazy… Like chill out Apple
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bro the worst thing that can ever happen to you is getting KO’d in a UFC fight
MMAF1X@MmaF1XOct 18
Joaquin Buckley receiving Proper Mike backshots with no consent 🥶
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I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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Y’all be saying “def” cuz y’all can’t spell defanently. I peeped.
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